Corny's Medical Shop!

[Kade Rivok]

I'm a hairy wizard.

[Booklover]

That pun doesn't work as well in British English.

[WorshipTiria]

But red

[Kade Rivok]

Blud

[WorshipTiria]

Bud.

[Booklover]

Sometimes 'read' is pronounced 'read'. At other times 'read' is pronounced 'read'.

I read red books made of reeds. Past tense or present tense?

[Kade Rivok]

Either way, it makes me tense.

[Booklover]

How did I guess you'd do that?

[Kade Rivok]

I'm rubbing off on ya

[Booklover]

Not literally, I hope. I don't want to be covered in floof.

[Kade Rivok]

Hmph, like it would be a bad thing.

[Booklover]

It isn't bad, just something I don't want to happen to me. Does that make sense?

[Kade Rivok]

Hurrumph.

Luckily for you, I'm still currently possessing a vending machine (in this thread), so you don't have to worry.

[Booklover]

Hakuna matata?

[Kade Rivok]

I am still large, heavy, and hungry though, so maybe worry a little.