Corny's Medical Shop!

[One-Eye the wildcat]

Zat's how I lost my medical liscence!

[lass of something much]

No, you lost it cause they found out you wanted to turn yourself into a cyborg.

Excuse me miss, but I have a very rare medical condition and I was hoping you could help me. See, I have three arms growing out of both  my underarms (that's six in all if you've forgotten how to count) and I have a teratoma tumor falling out of my right nostril as you can see. *points* Do you happen to have any particular ointments, antibiotics or more preferably, a surgery I can have for this? I've been trying to rub hydrocortisone and peppermint tea all over them but it makes the tentacles quiver and then smack me in the head and it makes my tumor throb. I really hope you can help.

*Is the forum doctor*

Hmm, it would seem you have a serious  case of playing-too-much-elderscrolls. If you wish to rid yourself of it, I'd advise quitting playing the Elderscrolls. However, seeing as you're unlikely to do so, I'd advise pain killers. And that's where Com comes in

[Ally046]

That obviously won't work.

[Kade Rivok]

*Hums.*

[Cornflower MM]

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Uhhhhhh...yes?

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Sounds great!

No, you lost it cause they found out you wanted to turn yourself into a cyborg.

Excuse me miss, but I have a very rare medical condition and I was hoping you could help me. See, I have three arms growing out of both  my underarms (that's six in all if you've forgotten how to count) and I have a teratoma tumor falling out of my right nostril as you can see. *points* Do you happen to have any particular ointments, antibiotics or more preferably, a surgery I can have for this? I've been trying to rub hydrocortisone and peppermint tea all over them but it makes the tentacles quiver and then smack me in the head and it makes my tumor throb. I really hope you can help.

*Is the forum doctor*

Hmm, it would seem you have a serious  case of playing-too-much-elderscrolls. If you wish to rid yourself of it, I'd advise quitting playing the Elderscrolls. However, seeing as you're unlikely to do so, I'd advise pain killers. And that's where Com comes in

Pain killers, I can supply those!

[Kade Rivok]

(Quote messed up a bit)

(Unless it didn't)

[Cornflower MM]

It did indeed. My whole post went funky. O.o Huh. Thanks.

[Ally046]

  Im glad you approve

[Booklover]

Com

Just Com

what aboot meeeeee?

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Do you have a medical degree? Like, a legit one?

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I thought people didn't need those anymore. Five minutes searching the internet (or five seconds looking through social media) and you're an expert, right? (this is sarcastic. Please make sure you get your medical advice from trustworthy sources.)

[Kade Rivok]

I'm a trustworthy source.  *Coughs up a sprite.*

[Booklover]

Source for a river, maybe.

[Kade Rivok]

I'm not sure how to take that.  *Hums.*

[Flib Bigboat]

Source for a river, maybe.

*laughs*

I'm not sure how to take that.  *Hums.*

Take it with a grain of salt.

[Booklover]

Rivers aren't salty, that's the sea, you see?

[Ally046]

I see, its not the rivers, its the sea