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Cornflower MM

#300
October 09, 2015, 07:50:06 PM
In which case you can just come here.

Vilu Daskar

#301
October 09, 2015, 07:54:25 PM
I'd rather buy them now, just in case.
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

Cornflower MM

#302
October 09, 2015, 08:04:09 PM
Yeah. . . . . No. Sorry.

Vilu Daskar

#303
October 09, 2015, 08:09:20 PM
Why not, you sell to other people?
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

Cornflower MM

#304
October 09, 2015, 08:15:33 PM
Because they don't want to stockpile my stuff! And I can see that they need it.

If you want your stuff, then you're just going to have to be like everyone else and wait until you're actually injured or in pain.

Vilu Daskar

#305
October 09, 2015, 08:19:48 PM
I'll just go to my Uncle's store across the street then.

*You hear an 18-Wheeler Driver across the street, a few screams a and swords clanging, the sound of an 18-Wheeler being loaded, and a burning building.*
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

Cornflower MM

#306
October 09, 2015, 11:44:54 PM
Huh. Guess I made a good decision, then. And also, does he really think I'd be idiotic enough to set up shop across the street from an established store selling similar items?

Vilu Daskar

#307
October 10, 2015, 12:08:52 AM
*Pokes head in.*
Well you did.
*Leaves.*
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

Cornflower MM

#308
October 10, 2015, 12:59:46 AM
No, that wasn't there when I first started. Your uncle was the idiotic one.

Vilu Daskar

#309
October 10, 2015, 01:39:29 AM
*Pops head back in.*
"Supposedly he was really smart, but I don't know."
*Drives Away.*
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

Cornflower MM

#310
October 10, 2015, 01:40:58 AM
Was? Lovely, he just murdered his uncle. *Glances at the window* Hey, Rach, hold the shop for me while I go check over there. Someone might need help.

Vilu Daskar

#311
October 10, 2015, 01:45:13 AM
*Hologram suddenly appears.*
"They don't need help they're all dead. He refused to sell to me."
*Hologram Disappears.*
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

Cornflower MM

#312
October 10, 2015, 01:47:29 AM
Never mind, then. And this is why you should always just whack visiting murderous searats on the head. ::)

rachel25

#313
October 10, 2015, 09:28:43 AM
*pokes head out from under blanket* That is certainly true. Oh, by the way. Do you have any biscuits or cookies?

Lady Ashenwyte

#314
October 10, 2015, 02:28:32 PM
Do you sell nightshade? My searat friend uses it as makeup.
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.
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