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Started by Cornflower MM, July 01, 2014, 02:29:50 AM

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rachel25

You only think your not on fire when really your being burned up by my invisible fire.

Vilu Daskar

Even if I was I am immune to fire.

    Vilu Daskar.
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

rachel25

This is special fire which I created myself and it burns anything and anyone. Even those who are immune to normal fire.

Vilu Daskar

So you think.

    Vilu Daskar.
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.


Cornflower MM

Rach, would you mind not setting anything else on fire for the moment? Vilu, all my money is in a pouch at my waist. The pouch also happens to enchanted - Only I can open it. So no, you did not. Either that, or you grabbed the bills which are worthless here out of the register.

Vilu Daskar

Must have been the bills, but I did tell them they could come here if there was any trouble with the money. Lord Daskar is writing not Vilu, sort of an alternate personality I did without realizing it.

    Vilu Daskar.
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

Cornflower MM


Lady Ashenwyte

I will need all of your healing materials. I shall pay you a million diamonds for them.
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

Vilu Daskar

If you sell them to him you shall face my wrath.
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

rachel25

I need something to cure a cold and a sore throat over night. I need to go riding tomorrow.

Cornflower MM

Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on October 24, 2015, 03:30:41 PM
I will need all of your healing materials. I shall pay you a million diamonds for them.

. . . . . No. I'll take the diamonds, though. Do you have any hurts that need tending to?

Quote from: Vilu Daskar on October 24, 2015, 09:23:48 PM
If you sell them to him you shall face my wrath.

::)

Quote from: rachel25 on October 24, 2015, 11:47:19 PM
I need something to cure a cold and a sore throat over night. I need to go riding tomorrow.

Yes ma'am! *Hands you bottle* Plug your nose and drink it. Don't ask what's in it, you don't want to know. Try not to taste anything, either.

Lady Ashenwyte

*Makes a face* Fine, just give me some medicine for cuts, burns, some bandages, and rubbing alcohol.
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

rachel25

*drinks*
...do you have anything to stop me feeling sick?

Vilu Daskar

*A rat walks in he hands you a note.*



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Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.