Corny's Medical Shop!

[lass of something much]

*pulls an egg out of pocket*

Can I offer you a nice egg in these trying times?

🤢

[Corporal Rubbadub]

*shrieks in pain* AAAAAAHHHH!!!! It wasnt me! It was my body- and seb!

[Cornflower MM]

*pulls an egg out of pocket*

Can I offer you a nice egg in these trying times?

NO!

*trys to halt midair, instead of halting, lands on a rack of medicines, all the medicines break*

ASFJLADBFJLADBFjlsgjwbKadfgkbsSJBGKAJDBSKNBGS

*Whacks Rubba with the magic frying pan* *Angry shrieking* *Gestures angrily at Sebias*

What did I do?! *Ducks and squeals*

INSTIGATING! *More angry gesturing, narrowly missing Seb's head*

Spoiler

*Wanders back in.*  Doc, you just gotta help me!  I've been, like, so LOW energy lately, and it's really getting me down.  You got anything to put a pep in my step?

Apologies, try looking in that aisle over there. *Waves hand to the right*

Sounds like something she'd do  *Begins wandering down the aisle Corn had waved at.*

*Returns.*  All I found were fidget spinners and gallons of Mountain Dew Gamer Fuel.

[close]

. . . What, did you wander into an alternate dimension? I sell neither of those.

I mean, maybe?  It wouldn't be the first time.  What was I supposed to find?

....

. . . I don't remember.

*shrieks in pain* AAAAAAHHHH!!!! It wasnt me! It was my body- and seb!

The magic frying pan reduces you to a dust pile. There is no pain. >_>

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

O_O

[Kade Rivok]

Spoiler

*Wanders back in.*  Doc, you just gotta help me!  I've been, like, so LOW energy lately, and it's really getting me down.  You got anything to put a pep in my step?

Apologies, try looking in that aisle over there. *Waves hand to the right*

Sounds like something she'd do  *Begins wandering down the aisle Corn had waved at.*

*Returns.*  All I found were fidget spinners and gallons of Mountain Dew Gamer Fuel.

[close]

. . . What, did you wander into an alternate dimension? I sell neither of those.

I mean, maybe?  It wouldn't be the first time.  What was I supposed to find?

....

. . . I don't remember.

But... but doc, you gotta help me!

[Sebias of Redwall]

Gosh. Didn't know Corn could get so... violent. 

[Kade Rivok]

She is merely defending the sanctity of her establishment, plebeian.

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

Does anybeast else here ever have competitions with their father that involve insulting each other using Captain Haddock's insults? It's fun.

[Kade Rivok]

I, uh... no.

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

You should. It doesn't have to be your father. Anybeast who has read the Tintin comics will do.

[Corporal Rubbadub]

Does anybeast else here ever have competitions with their father that involve insulting each other using Captain Haddock's insults? It's fun.

(You mean from tintin? I have competitions with myself and my brothers over that.)

*shrieks in pain* AAAAAAHHHH!!!! It wasnt me! It was my body- and seb!

The magic frying pan reduces you to a dust pile. There is no pain. >_>

oh. *reforms body molecules in the air, cant halt in the air right after forming, so lands on the counter, breaking sebs root beer, and materiels on the counter...*

[lass of something much]

Ewwwwwwws...

[Sebias of Redwall]

Not the rot beer! Nooooooooooooooooooooo!

[lass of something much]

',:|

[Booklover]

Page 42! Party time (even though next post in page 43, I think. Might be the post after).