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Started by Cornflower MM, July 01, 2014, 02:29:50 AM

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The Skarzs

She's never heard of it; you're going to die.
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Cornflower MM

Quote from: rachel25 on October 06, 2015, 06:05:03 PM
Hiya, I need something for headaches and something to help with my recent Ludovico Einaudi addiction. (its music, you should check it out)

Hello! Here, rub a few drops of this on your temples and your headache should go away. *Puts bottle on counter* And I'm sorry, I'm still working on something for a music addictions. Otehr than the obvious - Keep listening!

Quote from: Vilu Daskar on October 06, 2015, 06:10:10 PM
I would like a medicine for Shfurhguvhdiofhrudghvrudjbvgurdfrghvuirfjuridhfuidhgitess.

. . . . . . . I'm sorry, could you say that again? Because I've never heard of it.

Vilu Daskar

Of course I would like a medicine for Shfurhguvhdiofhrudghvrudjbvgurdfrghvuirfjuridhfuidhgitess.
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

Cornflower MM

What is. . . Whatever that is?

Vilu Daskar

It's when your foot is asleep.
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

The Skarzs

Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Vilu Daskar

Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

rachel25

Quote from: Cornflower MM on October 06, 2015, 06:15:37 PM
Quote from: rachel25 on October 06, 2015, 06:05:03 PM
Hiya, I need something for headaches and something to help with my recent Ludovico Einaudi addiction. (its music, you should check it out)

Hello! Here, rub a few drops of this on your temples and your headache should go away. *Puts bottle on counter* And I'm sorry, I'm still working on something for a music addictions. Otehr than the obvious - Keep listening!

I am as we speak.

Cornflower MM

Quote from: Vilu Daskar on October 06, 2015, 06:25:09 PM
It's when your foot is asleep.

Then move it around, you idiot! You don't need anything for that!

Quote from: rachel25 on October 06, 2015, 08:06:27 PM
Quote from: Cornflower MM on October 06, 2015, 06:15:37 PM
Quote from: rachel25 on October 06, 2015, 06:05:03 PM
Hiya, I need something for headaches and something to help with my recent Ludovico Einaudi addiction. (its music, you should check it out)

Hello! Here, rub a few drops of this on your temples and your headache should go away. *Puts bottle on counter* And I'm sorry, I'm still working on something for a music addictions. Otehr than the obvious - Keep listening!

I am as we speak.

Good!

Lady Ashenwyte

Alright marm, I'm going to need to check your bally licence, wot wot.
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

rachel25

Hey, Corn. I also need something for back and neck pain. Their both killing me!!!!

Cornflower MM

Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on October 07, 2015, 10:19:51 AM
Alright marm, I'm going to need to check your bally licence, wot wot.

What? Why?

Also, it's 'license' not 'licence' :P

Quote from: rachel25 on October 07, 2015, 07:50:35 PM
Hey, Corn. I also need something for back and neck pain. Their both killing me!!!!

*Points to bottle that I give you for your headache*

Vilu Daskar

I would like one of everything you have.
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

Cornflower MM

You got money for that? Or a spare warehouse?

Vilu Daskar

Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.