Corny's Medical Shop!

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

I will end your soul.

Bravo, you made me giggle IRL (again).

[Sebias of Redwall]

XD

So... *Walks up to the counter* Do you have any bandages for ear aches?

[lass of something much]

I am very much a single pringle.

BUT WHAT ABOUT DANNNNNN?!?!?!?!?

[Cornflower MM]

XD

So... *Walks up to the counter* Do you have any bandages for ear aches?

No, but I've got these drops if you want them! *Rummages under counter to produce a dropper bottle* If you REALLY want a bandage, I have cotton balls that could possibly work, depending on what you're thinking of.

I am very much a single pringle.

BUT WHAT ABOUT DANNNNNN?!?!?!?!?

He would be my best friend.

[Corporal Rubbadub]

*trys to look hurt* hello? i really need alltamumonuricpnuesatnadfeg before i die!

[Cornflower MM]

Sorry, did I miss you? My apologies. I'll go look for some immediately. Er, does it have any other names?

[Sebias of Redwall]

XD

So... *Walks up to the counter* Do you have any bandages for ear aches?

No, but I've got these drops if you want them! *Rummages under counter to produce a dropper bottle* If you REALLY want a bandage, I have cotton balls that could possibly work, depending on what you're thinking of.

Hmm. Good idea. You're the expert. *Opens wallet* How much?

[Cornflower MM]

Uhhhh I dunno. Do you want the cotton balls too?

[Sebias of Redwall]

Just the cotton balls. Unless... do you have any Root Beer?

[Cornflower MM]

. . . I might, somewhere around here. There's a drink machine that way if you wanna look. *Points*

[Corporal Rubbadub]

*starts badgering corny* Helloehello? I was, gosh, like standing right here, and like like you turned away from me sorude!
Anyway, yes it does have other names. The alltamumonuricpnuesatnadfeg disease is also known as the hhypochtgyireslkasd, kmonhgmansaojhas. Or its most commonly refered to as qwertyuiopoiuytrewqasdfghjkllkjhgfdsazxcvbnmmnbvcxzkskjduoids. OK, did you get that all down?

[Sebias of Redwall]

The Qwertyuiopoiuytrewqasdfghjkllkjhgfdsazxcvbnmmnbvcxzkskjduoids? Oh! I think I had that before! Dreadful stuff, that. Makes your ears turn fluffy and pink.

. . . I might, somewhere around here. There's a drink machine that way if you wanna look. *Points*

Ah. 'kay. Thanks. *Starts searching*

[Corporal Rubbadub]

what?! no Qwertyuiopoiuytrewqasdfghjkllkjhgfdsazxcvbnmmnbvcxzkskjduoids doesn't make u do that, it only makes you lose 3 fingers, 1 toe, an ear, and your bellybutton. You probably had Qwertyuiopoiuytrewqasdfghjkllkjhgfdsazxcvbnmmnbvcxzkskjduoid.
Theres no "s" at the end so most people confuse it. I already lost my bellybutton.

[Sebias of Redwall]

My goodness, that sounds dreadful. Perhaps Corn could help you with that? *Nudges Corn* 

[Cornflower MM]

*starts badgering corny* Helloehello? I was, gosh, like standing right here, and like like you turned away from me sorude!
Anyway, yes it does have other names. The alltamumonuricpnuesatnadfeg disease is also known as the hhypochtgyireslkasd, kmonhgmansaojhas. Or its most commonly refered to as qwertyuiopoiuytrewqasdfghjkllkjhgfdsazxcvbnmmnbvcxzkskjduoids. OK, did you get that all down?

I did not, you're right there. >_>

Uhhhhh gotcha. Right. I'll be back in a minute, I need to check the back.