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Ripred the Gnawer

#1170
November 05, 2020, 07:11:55 PM
Corn, I need a head transplant! Help!
'We stop looking for monsters under the bed when we realize they are inside of us'
"If you gaze long enough into the abyss, it'll gaze back at you"

Kade Rivok

#1171
November 05, 2020, 10:23:14 PM
Getting ahead in life, huh?
Words!
Writings of a Mad Man

Songs!
Kade's Vocal Emporium

Gaming!
The Noob Combo

Super Special Medals!

Scott McLamok

#1172
November 05, 2020, 10:50:01 PM
Ahahhahahah! Haaaaaaaaaa! *Bangs his head against the wall*
"A knife, thrown just right, can accomplish wonderful things." -Cayde- 6

"I'm ready! How bout you?" - Emile-A239

"If you win you live. If you lose you die. If you don't fight, you can't win." – Eren Jaeger

"Keep your wits sharp and your blade sharper." – Mandalore the Destroyer

"Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons." - General Douglas MacArthur

This is the Way.

Cornflower MM

#1173
November 06, 2020, 02:57:13 AM
Quote from: Captain Wortshire on November 05, 2020, 05:45:08 PM
Do you carry any sulphur here?

You know, for medical purposes...

I dooooo, check over.... There. *Points* Towards the back.

Quote from: Hazel Lorentz on November 05, 2020, 07:11:55 PM
Corn, I need a head transplant! Help!

O.O I don't do the medical stuff myself, and I only sell stuff like that to professionals. You got one with you?

Scott McLamok

#1174
November 06, 2020, 03:51:25 AM
I am qualified to be emergency medic......
"A knife, thrown just right, can accomplish wonderful things." -Cayde- 6

"I'm ready! How bout you?" - Emile-A239

"If you win you live. If you lose you die. If you don't fight, you can't win." – Eren Jaeger

"Keep your wits sharp and your blade sharper." – Mandalore the Destroyer

"Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons." - General Douglas MacArthur

This is the Way.

Russa Nodrey

#1175
November 06, 2020, 07:49:19 AM
I run a hospital...I think.
Freddy

Captain Wortshire

#1176
November 06, 2020, 12:00:02 PM
Thanks

*goes off to the direction*
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"It's so sad. Nobody understands you. But the truth is you're the one who finds everyone & everything to be a pain in the butt."
"The moon tide is tugging on our hearts right now."
"Ishkhaqwi ai durugnul"
"We're making the mother of all omelettes here. Can't fret over every egg"
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Kade Rivok

#1177
November 06, 2020, 02:34:28 PM
My humor is too good for you people.  *Leaves in a huff.*
Words!
Writings of a Mad Man

Songs!
Kade's Vocal Emporium

Gaming!
The Noob Combo

Super Special Medals!

One-Eye the wildcat

#1178
November 06, 2020, 05:56:23 PM
I have no medical qualifications whatsoever. The only thing medicine related that I know how to do is use a scalpel.
"What will become of us? Where will we go, we who wander this vast wasteland in search of our better selves?"

"Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos."
Long live the RRR!!

lass of something much

#1179
November 06, 2020, 06:40:21 PM
Quote from: Scott McLamok on November 05, 2020, 10:50:01 PM
Ahahhahahah! Haaaaaaaaaa! *Bangs his head against the wall*
* Infant Lass clings onto Scott so he can't hurt himself
𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱

Jarky Thistlebrush

#1180
November 06, 2020, 07:54:31 PM
I would like some fantasy books. Very good painkillers, them.
The following is a list of things to bring on holiday:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
42 ~ Seb's Humility ~ Seb's toothbrush ~ Seb's soul ~ Half a Plane ~ Your Toothbrush ~ A creeping anxiety every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Pure Terror every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Death every time you look at your toothbrush

I had to move everything off the list but the bare essentials to make way for this:

Ripred the Gnawer

#1181
November 06, 2020, 11:03:28 PM Last Edit: November 06, 2020, 11:05:46 PM by Hazel Lorentz
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 05, 2020, 10:23:14 PM
Getting ahead in life, huh?
No way! I'm 10 years old, silly! Lass suggested it because this picture did not make me cry.
'We stop looking for monsters under the bed when we realize they are inside of us'
"If you gaze long enough into the abyss, it'll gaze back at you"

Russa Nodrey

#1182
November 07, 2020, 02:41:32 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 06, 2020, 02:34:28 PM
My humor is too good for you people.  *Leaves in a huff.*
*Thought it was funny*
Freddy

Scott McLamok

#1183
November 07, 2020, 04:16:05 AM
Corn I need...."The stuff"....
"A knife, thrown just right, can accomplish wonderful things." -Cayde- 6

"I'm ready! How bout you?" - Emile-A239

"If you win you live. If you lose you die. If you don't fight, you can't win." – Eren Jaeger

"Keep your wits sharp and your blade sharper." – Mandalore the Destroyer

"Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons." - General Douglas MacArthur

This is the Way.

Russa Nodrey

#1184
November 07, 2020, 06:35:51 AM
Oooh, what stuff?
Freddy
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