'True' if False

[Delthion]

True! Everyone knows that those little 0's and 1's are only there to distract someone from the evil cats that are the rulers of the earth.

T or F: Cats are evil.

[Izeroth]

 True! Working in conjunction with the CIA and Illuminati, cats are secretly working to orchestrate our planet's demise.

True or False: Antarctica is the warmest place on Earth.

[Jukka the Sling]

True!  Scientists are only trying to fool us.  I mean, have you ever been to Antarctica to see for yourself?  They've actually melted the ice cap to allow a new genetically-modified variety of penguin to flourish there, and now the temperature is generally around 65 degrees Fahrenheit.  Which is warm, if you're from Siberia (which most of the scientists are).  And just for show, they've replace the obsolete icebergs and such with melted paraffin 'bergs.  So simple!

True or False:  Your couch is trying to kill you.

[Delthion]

True! By lulling you into a false sense of security with its comfort, it is attempting to turn you into a potato!

T or F: all the roses are gone.

[Ally046]

True, because I don't see any, do you?