The topic for generally abusing Skarzs! (And the meeting place of the BWAS)

[The Skarzs]

Bah; gophers.
Where am I?

[Delthion]

You are nowhere.

[The Skarzs]

No, I must be somewhere; there is no such thing as 'no where'.
*Looks at title* Who's Skarzs?

[Delthion]

You are in a state of nothingness.

[BlueRose]

Heehee. Skarzs is our gullible, easy to bully friend. You are also gullible and easy to bully.

[The Skarzs]

Hmph. You don't know me; how dare you assume such a thing? Also, you don't seem like very good friends if you bully him and make him believe things he shouldn't otherwise believe.

[BlueRose]

We're great friends. He saved me from an evil gummi bear factory recently.

[The Skarzs]

Did he? Most interesting. How did you get into such a predicament in the first place?

[BlueRose]

Long story short, I had a squabble with Iron Man. He sabotaged my speedboat.

[The Skarzs]

Iron Man? That's even more odd. Well, at least your friend Skarzs helped you. Where is this fine fellow?

[BlueRose]

No idea. He got hit on the head by a rock a second ago and just disappeared.

[The Skarzs]

What? And you haven't spent any time trying to find him?

[BlueRose]

Nah, he'll come back eventually. Probably when he gets hungry.

[The Skarzs]

Speaking of such, you wouldn't happen to have any food on your person, would you?

Wait. . . why am I wearing the charred remains of a kimono?

[BlueRose]

Yeah, I have some brownies. *gives brownies*

Long story. It was the dragon's fault.