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Twilight, anyone?

Started by Cornflower MM, July 12, 2014, 10:57:40 PM

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Conrad the Painless

I did not know you were a Twilight fan, that IS an interesting fact. I've not read any Twilight books myself, but I know a little from youtube and stuff.
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Jetthebinturong

"In the meantime, no one should roam the camp alone. Use the buddy system."
"Understood." Will looked at Nico. "Will you be my buddy?"
"You're a dork," Nico announced.
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Conrad the Painless

Quote from: Cornflower MM on July 12, 2014, 10:57:40 PM
(Not sure if this goes here, but oh well.)

So, uh, does ANYONE here like Twilight? (SOMEONE SAY YES! I DON'T WANNA BE THE ONLY TWILIGHT FAN HERE!!!)

EDIT: Anyone? Oh, come on!

That depends, who are YOU talking to?
"Our Lord and Savior.....The Easter Badger, shall pierce the darkness with his scepter and  guide us through the night...."

Maudie

I think anyone who is a fan of twilight should read this study on it's affects on teenagers.

http://www.livescience.com/10752-vampire-books-twilight-altering-teen-minds.html

Creepy.
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Jetthebinturong

Honest Trailers describes it as "A film that conditioned an entire generation of teenage girls into thinking love is keeping tabs on each other every waking moment... And even non-waking moments"
"In the meantime, no one should roam the camp alone. Use the buddy system."
"Understood." Will looked at Nico. "Will you be my buddy?"
"You're a dork," Nico announced.
~ The Hidden Oracle, Rick Riordan

The Skarzs

"Staring. . . And more staring."
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Cornflower MM

Quote from: Mask on December 10, 2014, 11:40:32 PM
I think anyone who is a fan of twilight should read this study on it's affects on teenagers.

http://www.livescience.com/10752-vampire-books-twilight-altering-teen-minds.html

Creepy.

That would be interesting if I understood it. I don't.
WHAT DO PEOPLE HAVE AGAINST SPARLKES?!

Jetthebinturong

I hate sparkles because:

VAMPIRES DON'T SPARKLE, EVER!
"In the meantime, no one should roam the camp alone. Use the buddy system."
"Understood." Will looked at Nico. "Will you be my buddy?"
"You're a dork," Nico announced.
~ The Hidden Oracle, Rick Riordan

Rusvul

According to the D&D 3.5 Monster Manual I, 'Exposing any vampire to direct sunlight disorients it: It can take only a single move action or attack action and is destroyed utterly in the next round if it cannot escape.'

Jetthebinturong

In most mythologies: Vampires turn to dust when they step into the light
In a few mythologies: Vampires can go out during the day but their powers are weak
In Twilight and Twilight only: Vampires sparkle, you know, just because
"In the meantime, no one should roam the camp alone. Use the buddy system."
"Understood." Will looked at Nico. "Will you be my buddy?"
"You're a dork," Nico announced.
~ The Hidden Oracle, Rick Riordan

Hickory

Anybody seen the riftrax for it? LOL
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rachel25

Has anyone watched the Honest Trailers for Twilight on youtube? If not you should, there're so funny!

Jetthebinturong

#102
I love those trailers so much

"Together they will have the romance of a lifetime... expressed entirely in stares"

"Uh, I know this looks creepy but it's really romantic in the movie, I promise!"
"In the meantime, no one should roam the camp alone. Use the buddy system."
"Understood." Will looked at Nico. "Will you be my buddy?"
"You're a dork," Nico announced.
~ The Hidden Oracle, Rick Riordan

Cornflower MM

Quote from: Jetthebinturong on December 14, 2014, 04:50:39 PM
I hate sparkles because:

VAMPIRES DON'T SPARKLE, EVER!

Ugh. Okay, fine. Explain the badly written part, please.

Jetthebinturong

Quote from: Cornflower MM on December 18, 2014, 05:45:58 PM
Quote from: Jetthebinturong on December 14, 2014, 04:50:39 PM
I hate sparkles because:

VAMPIRES DON'T SPARKLE, EVER!

Ugh. Okay, fine. Explain the badly written part, please.

I wouldn't touch the books with a ten-foot pole but 70% of the world's population thinks they're terribly written so who am I to argue?
"In the meantime, no one should roam the camp alone. Use the buddy system."
"Understood." Will looked at Nico. "Will you be my buddy?"
"You're a dork," Nico announced.
~ The Hidden Oracle, Rick Riordan