You know ________ When _____________............

[Cornflower MM]

The rules:
One person starts off and fills up the first blank (Ex. in title.)
Then someone else comes along and fills up the the second blank, Example: P1: You know you've read too much Redwall when....P2: You go around calling people beetle brains. You know you're way too obsessed with LOTR when........You can recite The Two Towers from memory.
So on and so forth.....Any questions?

You know you're tired when.....

[Tam and Martin]

You fall asleep 

You know you are asleep when you.....

[Cornflower MM]

See a teapot. Oh, yeah, I forgot: The whole point of this game is to be as silly as possible, and have fun.

You know you're stupid when.....

[Tam and Martin]

You act like me. 

You know you are hating Tam when....

[Cornflower MM]

You randomly have the urge to strangle him

You know you're nuts when.....

[Tam and Martin]

You start dreaming of me in your sleep.

You know you are dead when you......

[Cornflower MM]

Snore.

You know you've seen a talking teapot when..,,

[Rusvul]

You've got tea pouring down your nose while you're asleep.

You know the scale of your ineptitude when...

[Tam and Martin]

Um, you are tired.....?

You know you are crazy when.......

[Cornflower MM]

You see an evil laugh.

You know you're laughing when....

[Tam and Martin]

Some really awesome people on this forum are around.

[Tiria Wildlough]

You know you're excited when....

[Cornflower MM]

You yell, "MWUHAHAHAHQHAHAHA!!!!"

You know you're eating a peach when........

[Wylder Treejumper]

... you are enjoying the wonderful fruit and you take a big bite and accidentally swallow the pit.

True story.

You know you are a band geek when...

[Cornflower MM]

You spend 24 hours practicing your instrument.

You know you're freaking out when.....