The Endless Story

[Jukka the Sling]

And Sir Thomas More wrote a book entitled Dystopia.

[LT Sandpaw]

It got one review from New York Times that stated "Trash, good for the fireplace."

[Lady Amber]

So Sir Thomas More rioted.

[Izeroth]

 Henry I of Czechoslovakia slew More in combat and proclaimed himself dictator of the world.

[James Gryphon]

Henry I was a megalomaniac, and actually had only a tiny little fiefdom, but he thought he ruled the world.

[LT Sandpaw]

He was such a bad ruler that all his subjects just ignored him and went on with their lives.

[Skyblade]

Eventually, Henry I got so angry that he ran after them, but in his fury he fell into the Bottomless Pit of Despair.

[Izeroth]

 Which was really just a metaphor for Kentucky.

[Wylder Treejumper]

Now that he saw the metaphor, he found himself magically transported to Kentucky.

[Lady Ashenwyte]

When Henry VII challenged him to a duel.

[Wylder Treejumper]

He reached for his sword, but found his only weapon was a rubber chicken.

[Lady Ashenwyte]

So Henry VII slew him with a single sword thrust.

[Izeroth]

 And then accidentally slew himself with a backward strike.

[James Gryphon]

A thousand years later, a random guy came along and saw the sword (which had not rusted) lying there on the ground.

[LT Sandpaw]

He picked it up an he was transported the wonderful world of Ooz