The Endless Story

[Izeroth]

 Which, to readers unacquainted with Ooz, is basically the opposite of Oz.

[LT Sandpaw]

So he followed the purple brick road to the Horrible Warlock of Ooz.

[Skyblade]

Along the way, he met a cat called Toto, a bold lion, a scarecrow who was not unlike Einstein, and the most caring tin man to ever exist.

[LT Sandpaw]

The horrible Warlock of Ooz ordered them to find the Kind Witch of the West and tickle her to death.

[Izeroth]

 However, she fell on a house and died before they could get to her.

[James Gryphon]

So, they went to the land of the Kind Witch of the East, to find that she had melted, and was being put into a pool of water to recover.

[Izeroth]

 The guy, whose name happened to be Orthdea, gave the Witch of the East the West's eyeball.

[The Mask]

However, the eyeball was really just a peeled grape, so the Witch of East flew into an ungodly rage.

[Lady Ashenwyte]

And so a group of flying apes removed the Witch from existance.

[LT Sandpaw]

So the evil witch from the north came and captured the random guy named Orthdea.

[Jukka the Sling]

Orthdea was late for his orthodontist appointment.

[LT Sandpaw]

With the crazy dentist Charlie so the mad ruler of the world came and found  Orthdea in Ooz.

[Lady Amber]

The evil Witch of the North came and defenestrated Charlie, and then proceeded to torture Orthdea.

[James Gryphon]

But Charlie survived, and threw a pair of house slippers up at the Witch's head, knocking her out.

[Lady Ashenwyte]

But a wild Ohju (It's a huge shiny wolf bird) ate him.