The Endless Story

[Izeroth]

 Then the ohju imploded and created a black hole.

[LT Sandpaw]

Charlie used his regeneration powers to survive and left that part of the galaxy.

[Delthion]

And then they rioted.

[LT Sandpaw]

Because the government would share their Ice cream sandwiches.

[James Gryphon]

On that planet, everyone hates ice cream, yes indeed they do.

[Izeroth]

 Which explains why, every day, the people made sacrificial offerings of vanilla icecream and chocolate icecream to the gods of spinach and carrots, respectively.

[James Gryphon]

These 'gods' were actually aliens from outer space, who transported down spinach and carrots in exchange for the ice cream.

[LT Sandpaw]

But one man angered the gods because he actually liked Ice Cream and ate it every day.

[Izeroth]

 The "gods" smote him with a burn ray.

[James Gryphon]

And everyone cheered, because he was obviously a freak of nature.

[LT Sandpaw]

The world where they lived was also known as hidden valley.

[Lady Ashenwyte]

And then a huge flock of Ohju destroyed all that was in hidden valley.

[LT Sandpaw]

But they missed the cabbage patch.

[Jukka the Sling]

Then a maiden from South Africa named Gertrude came along, and with her magic fixed everything up.

[LT Sandpaw]

So everyone celebrated by eating her...