The Endless Story

[Izeroth]

 They figured that, while it was "quite barbaric" to eat most animals, Homo Sapiens was an obvious exception.

[Lady Ashenwyte]

So the Ohjus feasted on human flesh.

[LT Sandpaw]

But then a bunch is space sharks invaded the world of Hidden Valley.

[Lady Ashenwyte]

But a huge force of Tohdas () stopped them.

[Izeroth]

 The sharks were angry at being stopped, and formed into a sharknado.

[Lady Ashenwyte]

So everyone (and everything except the sharks) went into a huge hidden bunker.

[LT Sandpaw]

But the sharks had iron teeth so they ripped into the bunker.

[Izeroth]

 As the people were being mercilessly devoured, they cried out to Eru for help.

[LT Sandpaw]

But Eru was in the shower so he didn't hear them.

[James Gryphon]

Darth Sauron, who was watching from a hidden camera, cackled as he watched his sharknado tear into the bunker.

[Hickory]

Obi Wan Kenobi the Grey uses the Force to lift all the helpless victims out of the water an on to dry land.

[James Gryphon]

But the Force fell asleep, and they all fell to their deaths.

[LT Sandpaw]

And the sharks feasted.

[James Gryphon]

Then the Nautilus appeared and cut all of them apart with its steel prow.

[Izeroth]

 Captain Nemo tore off his mask, revealing himself to be Luke Skywalker.