The Endless Story

[LT Sandpaw]

Who was endlessly screaming the sharks weren't his father.

[Delthion]

And the people rioted...

[Jukka the Sling]

Along came a fluffy pink bunny named Duracell.

[James Gryphon]

The Emperor sent Darth Vader to confront this bunny.

[LT Sandpaw]

But Duracell had long lasting power so he defeated Darth Vader.

[Izeroth]

 A horde of Amish people then attacked Duracell.

[LT Sandpaw]

But his long lasting power lasted out and he defeated them with the wonders of the internet.

[Skyblade]

Duracell then set out to conquer the entire galaxy with a piece of technology in each paw.

[James Gryphon]

But even though he had long lasting power, he could not outlast his greatest enemy, the Energizer Bunny.

[Izeroth]

 Using his hypercharged drum, the energizer bunny beat the stuffing out of Duracell.

[Delthion]

And the people rioted...

[Lady Ashenwyte]

And then all the kaiju decided to have a party which involved destroying a lot of stuff.

[James Gryphon]

And then all the kaiju and "the people" who kept rioting got into an ultimate battle of destruction, killing all of them, and neither party was ever heard from again in the history of the universe.

[Lady Amber]

Then, in a far off desert, a tree started growing.

[Izeroth]

 Its name was Bob, and it was a good tree.