The Endless Story

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LT Sandpaw

#1140
April 07, 2015, 04:41:03 PM

Who was endlessly screaming the sharks weren't his father.


"Sometimes its not about winning, but how you lose." - John Gwynne

"Facts don't care about your feelings." -Ben Shapiro

Delthion

#1141
April 10, 2015, 04:26:46 AM
And the people rioted...
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

Jukka the Sling

#1142
April 10, 2015, 04:03:53 PM
Along came a fluffy pink bunny named Duracell.
"The world is indeed full of peril, and in it there are many dark places; but still there is much that is fair, and though in all lands love is now mingled with grief, it grows perhaps the greater." ~J.R.R. Tolkien

James Gryphon

#1143
April 10, 2015, 04:04:57 PM
The Emperor sent Darth Vader to confront this bunny.
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LT Sandpaw

#1144
April 10, 2015, 04:56:26 PM

But Duracell had long lasting power so he defeated Darth Vader.


"Sometimes its not about winning, but how you lose." - John Gwynne

"Facts don't care about your feelings." -Ben Shapiro

Izeroth

#1145
April 10, 2015, 06:49:04 PM
 A horde of Amish people then attacked Duracell.

LT Sandpaw

#1146
April 10, 2015, 07:47:48 PM

But his long lasting power lasted out and he defeated them with the wonders of the internet.


"Sometimes its not about winning, but how you lose." - John Gwynne

"Facts don't care about your feelings." -Ben Shapiro

Skyblade

#1147
April 10, 2015, 09:13:44 PM
Duracell then set out to conquer the entire galaxy with a piece of technology in each paw.

Thanks, MatthiasMan, for the avatar!

James Gryphon

#1148
April 10, 2015, 11:02:07 PM
But even though he had long lasting power, he could not outlast his greatest enemy, the Energizer Bunny.
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Izeroth

#1149
April 11, 2015, 04:50:15 AM
 Using his hypercharged drum, the energizer bunny beat the stuffing out of Duracell.

Delthion

#1150
April 11, 2015, 04:52:07 AM
And the people rioted...
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

Lady Ashenwyte

#1151
April 11, 2015, 02:47:36 PM
And then all the kaiju decided to have a party which involved destroying a lot of stuff.
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

James Gryphon

#1152
April 11, 2015, 05:23:27 PM
And then all the kaiju and "the people" who kept rioting got into an ultimate battle of destruction, killing all of them, and neither party was ever heard from again in the history of the universe.
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Lady Amber

#1153
April 11, 2015, 05:36:07 PM
Then, in a far off desert, a tree started growing.

Izeroth

#1154
April 11, 2015, 10:09:25 PM
 Its name was Bob, and it was a good tree.
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