The Endless Story

[Lady Amber]

It had a neighbor tree named Bill. He was an okay tree, but not as good as Bob.

[James Gryphon]

Bill was envious of Bob's success, a fact Bob was blissfully unaware of.

[Izeroth]

 Paul Bunyan, who had just finished clearing North America of its forests, happened upon Bob and Bill one day.

[James Gryphon]

A little furry orange thing with a large yellow mustache climbed up Paul Bunyan and began screaming "UNLESS!" into his ear.

[Jukka the Sling]

This orange thing, as you may have guessed, was the Lorax. What you may not have known was that he was one of the lesser-known tree guardians Yavanna had created.

[Izeroth]

 Yavanna had also created Bigfoot, but for whatever reason he ended up a disappointment

[LT Sandpaw]

So Paul squished the lorax like a bug and chopped down Bob

[James Gryphon]

But Bob had explosive sap inside of him, and when he was chopped down, he exploded, destroying Paul Bunyan.

[LT Sandpaw]

So the medical team led by Dr Frankenstein put Paul back together again.

[Izeroth]

 Due to some mistakes, Paul was now two feet tall and red-haired.

[Lady Ashenwyte]

Then an army of Ents tore Paul Bunyan apart.

[Izeroth]

 A grove of huorns then came and finished the job.

[LT Sandpaw]

But Paul now a regeneration powers and he killed all the tree people.

[Izeroth]

 However, because Paul was already alive, he died again.

[Lady Amber]

So all the population of Treeville rejoiced, and Paul Bunyan's corpse was paraded through the streets. But then his axe suddenly became magical and started chopping down trees.