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The Endless Story

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LT Sandpaw

#1170
April 14, 2015, 04:31:42 PM

So the tree people fled in panic from the magical axe.


"Sometimes its not about winning, but how you lose." - John Gwynne

"Facts don't care about your feelings." -Ben Shapiro

Izeroth

#1171
April 14, 2015, 08:47:04 PM
 Suddenly, John Henry appeared.

LT Sandpaw

#1172
April 14, 2015, 09:21:06 PM

But then he disappeared.


"Sometimes its not about winning, but how you lose." - John Gwynne

"Facts don't care about your feelings." -Ben Shapiro

Izeroth

#1173
April 15, 2015, 12:48:51 AM
 And reappeared again!

Lady Amber

#1174
April 15, 2015, 01:29:32 AM
And then exploded!

LT Sandpaw

#1175
April 15, 2015, 03:22:14 PM

Which killed him but it stopped the magical axe in the process.


"Sometimes its not about winning, but how you lose." - John Gwynne

"Facts don't care about your feelings." -Ben Shapiro

Dibbun Against Bedtime

#1176
April 15, 2015, 09:00:33 PM
The magical axe started trading on the stock market.
"An' if on an empty tummy I'm slain,
Then I'll jolly well never get killed again,
So pass the pudden an' fetch those pies,
An' I'll give the foebeast a rotten surprise!"

Jukka the Sling

#1177
April 15, 2015, 11:50:58 PM
This was a breach of logic, which ripped a hole in the time-space continuum.
"The world is indeed full of peril, and in it there are many dark places; but still there is much that is fair, and though in all lands love is now mingled with grief, it grows perhaps the greater." ~J.R.R. Tolkien

James Gryphon

#1178
April 16, 2015, 12:19:23 AM
Through that hole came the sinister, evil, and megalomaniacal...
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Izeroth

#1179
April 16, 2015, 02:08:25 AM
 ..abomination known as Bob the Tomato.

Delthion

#1180
April 16, 2015, 03:32:21 AM
Who was constantly battling against his arch-nemesis...Larry Boy!
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

James Gryphon

#1181
April 16, 2015, 03:55:11 AM
Bob had once been a good tomato, but he had been changed by a mutation, which left him with creepy blue eyes.
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Delthion

#1182
April 16, 2015, 03:56:46 AM
And constantly singing about a weed that told lots of rumours.
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

James Gryphon

#1183
April 16, 2015, 04:00:10 AM
He was more man now than tomato, twisted and evil.
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LT Sandpaw

#1184
April 16, 2015, 04:57:24 PM

He was easily angered and tortured his enemies by spraying tomato juice in their face.


"Sometimes its not about winning, but how you lose." - John Gwynne

"Facts don't care about your feelings." -Ben Shapiro
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