The Endless Story

[Jukka the Sling]

However, one day she dropped her phone and it broke. Then she immediately noticed Jonah's ghost, and freaked out.

[James Gryphon]

By this time, though, all of the coroner's property had already been auctioned off. He had had no funeral, and his body was donated to science.

[Delthion]

Which was then dissected.

[Jukka the Sling]

Meanwhile, some random 20-year-old guy was watching My Little Pony. As you may have guessed, he was a brony, which his family found quite weird and therefore decided to shun him. So he was sitting in his apartment watching the show and feeling rather lonely.

[Delthion]

What is a brony?

Until he gets sucked into the TV...

[Jukka the Sling]

(A brony's a male fan of My Little Pony.)

And then the mailman noticed he'd vanished, and wondered where he was.

[James Gryphon]

But not enough to keep him from going about his business. He continued to do his route, and after a while, forgot all about it.

[Jukka the Sling]

So the brony just stayed in the MLP universe and enjoyed himself immensely.

Meanwhile, a flying space-robot entered Earth's atmosphere.

[James Gryphon]

This space-robot was the Conscious Creatures Confederation's last hope.

[Russa Nodrey]

It rode a dirt bike, and carried a twig.

[James Gryphon]

Its mission: to save all alienkind in the galaxy by destroying humanity.

[Delthion]

Until, it drowned in a swamp.

[James Gryphon]

However, the water making contact with its circuits activated the massive antimatter bomb that it was carrying.

[Delthion]

Until Bob accidentally ate it, and the stomach acids dissolved it very quickly.

[Izeroth]

Then bob imploded due to a reaction of his stomach acids...