The Endless Story

[LT Sandpaw]

But Bob didn't like there music because he was a tomato so he ordered them to be found and executed.

[Delthion]

But then Larry Boy came and screamed; "I am that hero!" Then he incarcerated Bob.

[Dibbun Against Bedtime]

In a galaxy far, far away, a cat was putting ice cubes in a blender.

[LT Sandpaw]

When the Bat Mobile flew by shooting lasers at droids.

[Izeroth]

 The Batmobile flipped on its side, exploding in a shower of koolade.

[Delthion]

Then the Larrymobile came and saved the day...and the people rioted.

[LT Sandpaw]

But the people got tiered of rioting because the government was gone so they all went home.

[Delthion]

But then the people formed a true democracy and chaos reigned because the population numbered 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.

[James Gryphon]

But there were so many people that there wasn't enough oxygen for all of them, and the planet's atmosphere was shortly filled with carbon dioxide, and everybody choked, suffocated and died, and the plant men took over the world.

[Delthion]

But then the world squared itself 32 times and added many trees and anything necessary for the survival of the human race at that population number.

[James Gryphon]

It didn't matter, of course, as all humans had already died.

[Delthion]

But then they were released from their cryogenic state on the planet earth!

[James Gryphon]

Little did those humans on Earth know that, while they were asleep, one person, Ledthion, had escaped cryogenic storage, built an army of evil robots, and bulldozed the world to put in a massive shopping mall and palace for himself.

[Delthion]

But he was really a good guy trying to stop evil Games from destroying all industry in favor of extreme environmentalism.

[James Gryphon]

The Ledthion Robot Army's motto, printed on a billion scraps of paper, was "The only good tree is a dead tree".