The Endless Story

[Mhera]

Just then Neros got an email from a Rigatonian prince urgently in need of money.

[Søren]

And Neros sent the prince a bad check.

[Lady Amber]

The prince suddenly appeared in the room, demanding a proper check, along with some seeds to plant in his garden.

[Søren]

So Neros gave him a proper check and smuggled Rady Lamber out of the country in the box of seeds.

[Lady Amber]

But Rady Lamber was smarter than Neros thought she was, and promptly snuck out of the box. She then proceeded to dump manure on him.

[Søren]

So Neros say in the manure, and pondered his future.

[Lady Amber]

But he ended up never having a future, because he died from getting infected by microscopic worms that were in the manure.

[Søren]

But Rady Lamber had died before him because of handling the manure.

[Lady Amber]

But she had actually faked her death, for the manure had been in an invisible container, making it look as if she were handling it with her bare hands, although in reality she wasn't.

[Izeroth]

 Almost immediately after faking her death, however, Rady Lamber had been actually killed by an invisible nerve toxin.

[Søren]

Which had been administered to her by Neros, who had also faked his death and went after her for revenge.

[Jukka the Sling]

Rady Lamber then started singing "Let It Go" at an ear-piercing 200 decibels.

[Delthion]

But since she was already dead, nothing happened.

[Jukka the Sling]

Actually, something did happen, because it was her ghost singing.  Many people were confused by the idea of a ghost singing a Disney song, so they sent a brave reporter to interview Rady Lamber's spirit.

[Søren]

And the universe with the reports in it exploded because Neros had hacked the all-powerful Bulgarian Internet.