The Endless Story

[Izeroth]

 Meanwhile, in a galaxy far, far away, Ledthion Jr. was planning another fiendish scheme...

[Søren]

...which immediately backfired, causes his evil apprentice, Nussa III to cryofreeze him and take over as evil mastermind.

[Delthion]

But since he was already frozen, Nussa unfroze him.

[Søren]

Causing Neros VI, from the future, to come in a freeze both of them.

[Izeroth]

 Neros VI was then sucked into a black hole.

[Delthion]

And the subsequent heat from the star going into supernova, melted the large family.

[Izeroth]

 ..Into piles of blackened ash.

[Russa Nodrey]

But then a large bomb went of, this made everything and everyone come back to life for no reason.

[James Gryphon]

While all this was happening, a pizza boy knocked on the door of a house that looked suspiciously like it was at the wrong address.

[Søren]

The owner of the house was Sukka, who took the pizza and cooked the pizza boy in an oven.

[James Gryphon]

She did this because her husband's whining about how her cooking "wasn't like what mama made" had driven her insane.

[Søren]

Her husband, Ledthion meanwhile, had gone a whole 2 years without gnawing on someone, a streak soon to end.

[James Gryphon]

"What's for dinner? Don't we have any food?" Ledthion whined; Sukka was so annoyed that she kicked him.

[Søren]

Ledthion fell over dead right then.

[James Gryphon]

Sukka smirked when she saw that Ledthion was dead, as, with their seventeen kids at the baby-sitter's, this meant she could have the whole meal to herself.