The Endless Story

[Søren]

She not only ate the pizza boy and the pizza, but her husband as well, thus hiding any evidence.

[James Gryphon]

Somehow, in spite of consuming three hundred pounds at one sitting, she retained her girlish figure.

[Izeroth]

 The pizza boy's spirit, who was a little angry about being cooked, cursed Sukka with eternal hunger and thirst.

[James Gryphon]

Sukka wasn't bothered by this, as she stood to gain a billion dollars from her currently late husband's life insurance policy, more than enough money to take care of her for the rest of her life.

[Izeroth]

 Sukka would later find out, much to her surprise and anger, that the insurance consisted of one billion Yugoslavian dollars.

[James Gryphon]

She didn't remain upset for long, however, as she knew her husband would inevitably come back to life, and that when he did she could get a different policy and try again.

[Izeroth]

 Ledthion had foreseen this, however, and included a no-revive specification in his will.

[James Gryphon]

It was signed on Opposite Day, so nobody was surprised when Ledthion showed up at the house on Sukka's birthday.

[Søren]

At which time, one of Sukkas children, Nussa, flew to India and became a world-class Chef.

[James Gryphon]

She specialized in preparing insects.

[Søren]

And her favorite dish to make was larve-wrapped Ledthion.

[James Gryphon]

Her mother Sukka had the only source of Ledthion Sr., and wasn't inclined to share, so Nussa used Ledthion Jr. for her work.

[Russa Nodrey]

Nussa wrapped Ledthion Jr. in larve and fed it to some hungry townspeople.

Nussa Rodrey decided to visit her beloved niece. When she arrived at her house she discovered that Neros was also visiting Nussa, along with his new wife, Rady Lamber.

[James Gryphon]

But Nussa Sukka's daughter was upset at Nussa Rodrey because Nussa Rodrey liked Nussa Sukka's daughter's sister Flo better.

[Søren]

Neros and Lamber weren't really married, they were faking it because they were part of an FBI sting operation to arrest  cannibals