The Endless Story

[Søren]

And then fed him to her children.

[Jukka the Sling]

Then she died of remorse for all the weird and unexplainable things she'd done.

[James Gryphon]

The remorse only lasted while she was dead, though; when she came back to life later, she was feeling fine.

Meanwhile, in a distant galaxy, there was a guy named Bob who had a sword.

[Russa Nodrey]

His sword was old and rusty.

[Izeroth]

 One day, bob cut his hand on the rusty sword.

[Russa Nodrey]

He got tetanus and died a slow and painful death.

[James Gryphon]

The sword was passed on to his evil twin, Obo.

[Delthion]

And then Games MMCCXXXIV came and put him out of his misery.

[Izeroth]

 Consequently, Games MMCCXXXIV died a slow and painful death.

[Mhera]

Games MMCCXXXIV ate lots of nachos while he was dying.

[rrrrr]

He ate too much and exploded.

[Lady Amber]

The explosion caused all the neighborhood dog's eardrums to burst, making them howl in pain.

[Izeroth]

 The howling awakened several ancient golems.

[Delthion]

Who were killed by Ledthion MMMCCCXXXIV.

[Izeroth]

 Ledthion MMMCCCXXXIV was a clone of Ledthion I, and possessed no more honor or strength than the original.