The Endless Story

[Delthion]

Of course Ledthion I was the second most powerful and honourable man in history. So this clone was more than content with that.

[Izeroth]

 The clone was so content, in fact, that he neglected to fulfill any of his duties.

[James Gryphon]

That was fine with Sukka the Jling, though, who had produced the clone, as she had his three thousand, three hundred and thirty-two counterparts, for his flavor.

[Delthion]

She was on the brink of her life-long maniacal goal; three thousand, three hundred, and thirty, three!!!

[Izeroth]

 Only one man stood in the way of Jukka's plan: Games Jryphon.

[Delthion]

Games Jryphon was of course not in this universe so Sukka made her last clone.

[Izeroth]

 The last clone was a copy of Sukka herself.

[Søren]

And she ate all the Ledthion clones, only to be eaten herself by the Sukka clone.

[Dibbun Against Bedtime]

Then an actual wild your mom appeared.

[Izeroth]

 And the universe imploded into itself.

[Dibbun Against Bedtime]

In another universe, Ledthion MMMCCCXXXIV started playing rap music made by Drake.

[Lady Amber]

The surrounding neighbors were annoyed because he played it loudly. So they plotted revenge.

[Delthion]

Then that Ledthion imploded because he was listening to rap.

(That awful, disgusting, evil monkey bile!)

[James Gryphon]

That was okay, though; every version of Ledthion in every universe loved rap, so there were plenty of counterparts to carry on the tradition.

[Lady Amber]

Meanwhile, Jimmy the pizza-deliverer went to deliver a pizza.