The Endless Story

[Delthion]

While all of the other Ledthion's came to their senses and killed themselves.

[Lady Amber]

...With lasers that shot through the world.

[James Gryphon]

Even though Jimmy made the delivery in less than five minutes, the pizza buyer gave him no tip.

[Søren]

The pizza buyer was Rady Lamber MXLVIIXIL, whom fullfilled Jimmy's dream by saying instead of a tip she would marry him.

[James Gryphon]

Unfortunately, this was a shallow saying; it was impossible, because not only was she underage, she didn't have her guardian (Sukka the Jling III)'s approval.

[Søren]

But the ever-resourcesful Jimmy suggested "What happens in Reno, stays in Reno. Unless it's a marriage license, which is totally legal for everyone."

[James Gryphon]

Rady Lamber the nth brightened up and said, "In that case, I'd like to marry my teddy bear!"

[Søren]

Her teddy bear was named Peter.

[Jukka the Sling]

His middle name was Mordecai.

[Izeroth]

 Peter Mordecai was in the process of taking over the world.

[Lady Amber]

But then Jimmy burned Peter Mordecai, because he wanted to marry Rady Lamber.

[James Gryphon]

Unfortunately for Jimmy, Rady Lamber (the nth) was furious at the loss of her beloved teddy, and told her mother-figure (Sukka the Jling III) on him.

[Izeroth]

 Jimmy was trapped in Sukka's cellar and never seen again.

[Lady Amber]

And when ever someone ventured down there, they were never seen again.

[Skyblade]

A person was reading all of this on a thread called "The Endless Story" on a place called the "Redwall Abbey Forums".