The Endless Story

[Delthion]

Games realized this and shortened the time-loop to three seconds.

[Izeroth]

 Even Games, however, could not stop a neutron star from crashing into the Sun.

[Mhera]

However, Games' station wagon was equipped with a potato cannon that could safely blow up the neutron star before it crashed.

[Norham Waterpaw]

Sadly, another Neutron star of twice the size was headed directly for

[Mhera]

...a sparkly unicorn.

[James Gryphon]

This was unfortunate for Ledthion, who had, rather than going with his new wife Sukka the Jling in their car, chosen to ride the unicorn out of town.

[Delthion]

But Ledthion heroically sent the Neutron star into the void. And saved the world from harm.

[James Gryphon]

But Sukka was annoyed that her new husband missed their honeymoon, and drop-kicked him into the void.

[Izeroth]

 As he fell into the freezing cold, near-infinite darkness of the void, Ledthion contemplated the many uses of cranberries.

[Delthion]

Because of the revolutionary ideas that he came up with, the Valar sent him out of the Void.

[Jukka the Sling]

And accidentally released Morgoth while they were at it.

[Delthion]

Orome instantly saved the day and threw him back into the Void by

[Izeroth]

...hitting Morgoth with several planetoids.

[Delthion]

One of them happened to be replanetized as soon as it was sent to Morgoth; Pluto.

[Jukka the Sling]

Varda pulled a few stars out of her apron pocket and threw them at Sauron, who was busily engaged in forging rings.