The Endless Story

[James Gryphon]

Sauron had invested all the power he got from the One Ring into Another Ring, which ruled the One Ring to rule them all, doubling his power!!

[Hickory]

....but luck had it fall into the hand of Darth Vader, who put in his lightsaber, holding all the ultimate power in the universe.

[Izeroth]

 One day, Darth Vader accidentally lost his lightsaber.

[Jetthebinturong]

But then he found it again.

[Delthion]

But the Another Ring had been destroyed.

[James Gryphon]

But Sauron had already made third, fourth, and fifth Rings, each of which in turn ruled over and doubled the power he obtained from the previous ones, so he was still sixteen times as powerful as he was before he made any rings.

[Skyblade]

However, Sauron wanted to be seventeen times more powerful than he had been.

[James Gryphon]

He could make yet another ring, but that would make him thirty-two times more powerful, not seventeen.

[Skyblade]

Frustrated, he let out his rage by rampaging through a random city.

[James Gryphon]

Silver-Age Superman flew to the city's rescue, and hit Sauron with a punch strong enough to level a mountain.

[Jukka the Sling]

Sauron was unfazed and merely turned into his handsome Annatar form, thereby causing a mob of teenage girls to come flocking to his rescue.

[James Gryphon]

But Superman used his super-hypnosis on all of the girls at super-speed to make them think Sauron was hideously ugly.

[Mhera]

Sauron then exposed Silver-Age Superman to the type of red kryptonite that makes Kryptonians' hair and nails grow really fast.

[James Gryphon]

This didn't bother Silver-Age Superman, who hit Sauron so hard with his new talons that he knocked him into orbit.

[Delthion]

Then Sauron came back and Silver-Age Superman gave up.