The Endless Story

[James Gryphon]

Unfortunately, as it was already dead, it couldn't do it.

[Izeroth]

 The immortal asteroid smashed into the dwarf-planet Pluto, re-awakening an ancient being..

[Jukka the Sling]

...who was actually Gollum's half-cousin.

[Cornflower MM]

Who was a rather jolly being. . .

[Norham Waterpaw]

But was in fact too big, (it was basically a planet you know), so every time he high fived someone their planet was annihilated.

[Delthion]

In the forum world Rohnam didn't understand the Eternal story, so the forums imploded.

[Lady Amber]

Which caused a worldwide riot.

[Izeroth]

 Because everyone was dead, however, there wasn't a lot to riot about.

[Cornflower MM]

And slowly but surely nature started taking back the cities. . .

(How many times has everyone died in this topic? o.O)

[Delthion]

Which were nonexistant because of the universe being comprised of a huge single star.

[Izeroth]

 The star exploded in a massive supernova, annihilating the last vestiges of life.

[Delthion]

But Ledthion still lived in the universe.

(We should publish this! )

[Cornflower MM]

But died after te explosion, from natural causes. . .

(Haha, yeah. Wonder if it would sell? )

[Lady Amber]

(^Doubt it. )

So the natural causes ruled forever.

[Izeroth]

 Back in the real universe, Games Jryphon had finally finished taking over the world, and now ruled as a benevolent king.