The Endless Story

[James Gryphon]

This was very difficult for him, as he was naturally malevolent, and bore nothing but ill will towards his subjects.

[Cornflower MM]

The same subjects were bust setting up a civil war, only they didn't know the real meaning of 'civil war.'

[Delthion]

They thought it meant give your ruler tasty, healthy cookies.

[Cornflower MM]

Everyone was arguing happily about the best recipe for tasty, healthy cookies.

[Delthion]

Which they thought meant going really quickly and agreeing about everything.

[Izeroth]

 The citizens finally agreed that they should build a giant golden monument to Emperor Games, and began construction on it immediately.

[Lady Amber]

But Games thought it was a giant spaceship and destroyed it.

[James Gryphon]

Rather than taking offense, the citizens cheered their overlord for his great humility.

[Lady Amber]

They then sent him a giant box of tacos, which were, unbeknownst to them, accidently poisoned.

[James Gryphon]

Games acted as though he graciously accepted the gift, but as soon as the citizens were out of sight, he sneered and threw the food in the dumpster (he hated tacos, and he hated gifts from his minions even more).

[Lady Amber]

The tacos eventually grew mold, which became alive (thanks to some strange goo that was in the dumpster), and attacked Games's palace.

[James Gryphon]

Games yawned and turned on his firewall, which incinerated the mold.

[Lady Amber]

The fire then proceeded to engulf the entire palace.

[Izeroth]

 Because Games had a fireproof suit on, however, he took no damage.

[Cornflower MM]

And then the poor, naive citizens cheered on their ruler; who was standing in the ashes of his palace, yet completely unharmed.