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Jukka the Sling

#1695
August 23, 2015, 09:46:45 PM
Because instead of accidentally marrying his own sister, Turin married Finduilas the elf-maiden instead!
"The world is indeed full of peril, and in it there are many dark places; but still there is much that is fair, and though in all lands love is now mingled with grief, it grows perhaps the greater." ~J.R.R. Tolkien

Izeroth

#1696
August 24, 2015, 02:37:51 AM
 Finduilas, who was secretly an evil demon sent by Morgoth to destroy Middle Earth, slew Turin.

Jukka the Sling

#1697
August 25, 2015, 12:53:05 AM
...Thus saving the Hurin family from Morgoth's curse.

Meanwhile, Manwe decided to slay all his eagles.
"The world is indeed full of peril, and in it there are many dark places; but still there is much that is fair, and though in all lands love is now mingled with grief, it grows perhaps the greater." ~J.R.R. Tolkien

James Gryphon

#1698
August 25, 2015, 12:55:00 AM
But two eagles, the prince of eagles and his fiancé, escaped.
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Jukka the Sling

#1699
August 25, 2015, 01:00:50 AM
Their names were Edgar and Pollyanna.
"The world is indeed full of peril, and in it there are many dark places; but still there is much that is fair, and though in all lands love is now mingled with grief, it grows perhaps the greater." ~J.R.R. Tolkien

James Gryphon

#1700
August 25, 2015, 01:04:30 AM
After getting married in an Easterling chapel, and settling down and having six children with his wife Pollyanna, Edgar went on a quest to defeat Manwe and avenge eagle-kind.
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Lady Amber

#1701
August 25, 2015, 01:16:47 AM
But Manwe commanded him to be put to death.

James Gryphon

#1702
August 25, 2015, 01:24:24 AM
Manwe was under the influence of an evil Crown of Power which Aule had manufactured based on a blueprint Sauron had left in his workshop.
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Lady Amber

#1703
August 25, 2015, 01:31:26 AM
The Crown of Power was then destroyed by Sauron himself.

Izeroth

#1704
August 25, 2015, 02:24:08 AM
 Using funds gained from an extremely lucrative merchandising market, Sauron rebuilt the tower of Barad-Dûr.

Lady Ashenwyte

#1705
August 25, 2015, 09:27:16 AM
Which then promptly collapsed due to Sauron buying cheap mortar.
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

LT Sandpaw

#1706
August 25, 2015, 03:27:15 PM

Seeing Sauron was vulnerable all the armies of the world assembled to fight him.


"Sometimes its not about winning, but how you lose." - John Gwynne

"Facts don't care about your feelings." -Ben Shapiro

Jukka the Sling

#1707
August 25, 2015, 06:14:10 PM
Arwen decided to inexplicably channel her immortality into a weird blast of power that turned Sauron into a frog.
"The world is indeed full of peril, and in it there are many dark places; but still there is much that is fair, and though in all lands love is now mingled with grief, it grows perhaps the greater." ~J.R.R. Tolkien

LT Sandpaw

#1708
August 25, 2015, 07:28:23 PM

The once powerful Sauron was helpless as an amphibian so the conquering armies celebrated and cooked up some BBQ frog legs.


"Sometimes its not about winning, but how you lose." - John Gwynne

"Facts don't care about your feelings." -Ben Shapiro

Izeroth

#1709
August 25, 2015, 08:38:37 PM
 Sauron's spirit bound the leaders of the army, turning them into wraiths.
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