The Endless Story

[James Gryphon]

But the spiders devoured all of the elves in Middle Earth, and lived happily ever after.

[Delthion]

But then Glorfindel, the coolest of the Elves, destroyed the spiders in Mirkwood, was fully equipped with mithril and non-mithril fangirl repellent, and restored Mirkwood; now his realm, to it's former glory as Greenwood the Great.

[James Gryphon]

But an army of men and orcs burned down Greenwood and killed Glorfindel, and the elves were officially extinct.

[Delthion]

Then they repopulated Middle-Earth and exterminated everything hostile to the Elves, or could possibly turn hostile to the Elves except the Hobbits, as the Elves were Hobbit-immune.

[James Gryphon]

This was very easy since there were no Elves to be hostile to.

[Delthion]

But the Elves came back from the west, repopulated Middle-Earth and exterminated everything and anything that could be hostile to Elves or turn hostile to Elves, except the Hobbits, since they were immune to Hobbits, the Glorfindel that was killed was actually his identical twin Gorfindel, so Glorfindel came back.

[James Gryphon]

But Manwe and the rest of the Valar were displeased, and smote the elves, and Middle Earth was destroyed, and Eru Ilúvatar created a new world with humans; seeing not fit to bring elves into this world.

[Delthion]

Dwarves were genetically engineered to mimic Elves in every possible way, and the northern kingdom of Arnor was rebuilt and stood against the corruption of Carn Dum.

[James Gryphon]

"Elves" in this case referred to mischievous little snow sprites, such as the ones that made shoes for that shoemaker guy.

[Delthion]

But the Men of that world exactly reproduced the landscape of Middle-Earth, Orome came there, and Melkor was revived, and the world was nearly shattered because of the lack of real Elves.

[James Gryphon]

But it wasn't, and the men invented electric-powered machines, refrigerators, air conditioning, heaters, and medicine, and the world was a much safer and healthier place for it.

[Delthion]

But it was, the land that they made was a tiny portion of what they used to have, Melkor had taken over the rest and was much more technologically advanced than the realm of Man.

[James Gryphon]

It was more technologically advanced in most ways, but they had not developed nuclear weapons; a bright man did so, and the army of mankind dropped two atomic bombs, one on Melkor and one on Sauron, destroying them both.

[Delthion]

One was dropped on the statue of Melkor in the Kingdom of Man's strategic planning area, and the other on Sauron in the center of Man's commerce. The Kingdom of Man was called Garnor and was decimated because of their blundering. They reverted to the Stone Age technologically in every way.

[James Gryphon]

But because the statues were Statues of Power, and all of Melkor and Sauron's power had been invested in them, they were still destroyed; afterwards, mankind regained their advanced technology, and lived happily ever after.