The Endless Story

[Delthion]

With lots and lots of plate throwing.

[Izeroth]

 Unfortunately, the ceramic dishes were quite sharp, and one wayward plate decapitated the groom.

[James Gryphon]

His bride, when she heard about it, just shrugged and married somebody else.

[Delthion]

And changed her name before the wedding to Sukka.

[rrrrr]

She got a tattoo on her face that said "G.A.M.M.E.S. J.R.Y.F.O.N", which was rather spelled wrong, right after she changed her name.

[LT Sandpaw]

Due to the fact that the letters were massive no one could discern what the tattoo said so they assumed she was a fortune teller who could see the future for whatever reason.

[Vilu Daskar]

So, they went to her to get there fortunes told.

[Lady Amber]

She simply told them that she was a part-time fruit-seller.

[Vilu Daskar]

and part time secret-agent

[LT Sandpaw]

They grew so angry they attacked however she was quick and used a combination of Karate, Jujitsu, and the chicken dance to fight them off.

[rrrrr]

The chicken-dance, however, made them hungry, and because they were hungry, they thought she was a chicken.

[Delthion]

Ledthion was among them and was the most ravenous of them all.

[Vilu Daskar]

So he pulled out a machine gun and started firing at her in hopes that she would die and they could eat her.

[LT Sandpaw]

This cabalistic attempt however vicious and cunning was foiled by her use of Spartan-Ninja moves where she cut the bullets in mid flight sending the cut halves into the swarming hungry masses.

[Søren]

And Ledthion died on that day, buried by a boy name Nores wearing a polar bear suit.