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Lady Ashenwyte

#1830
September 07, 2015, 11:43:50 PM
Who took over the Earth in a day.
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

Vilu Daskar

#1831
September 07, 2015, 11:52:48 PM
That triggered a rebellion led by Reb the Rebellious.
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

Jukka the Sling

#1832
September 08, 2015, 01:07:48 AM
Reb the Rebellious was a righteous rebel with red rockets in her red hair.
"The world is indeed full of peril, and in it there are many dark places; but still there is much that is fair, and though in all lands love is now mingled with grief, it grows perhaps the greater." ~J.R.R. Tolkien

Izeroth

#1833
September 08, 2015, 01:17:15 AM
 The rockets, which were nuclear warheads, suddenly detonated and annihilated the rebel headquarters.

LT Sandpaw

#1834
September 08, 2015, 01:27:56 AM

Reb the Rebellious somehow survived the blast and crawled out of the headquarters and was captured by Games's minions who took her to the torture chamber of doom.


"Sometimes its not about winning, but how you lose." - John Gwynne

"Facts don't care about your feelings." -Ben Shapiro

Jukka the Sling

#1835
September 08, 2015, 01:31:13 AM
The torture chamber of doom was in Mount Doom, and the torture consisted of being held three inches above the molten lava.
"The world is indeed full of peril, and in it there are many dark places; but still there is much that is fair, and though in all lands love is now mingled with grief, it grows perhaps the greater." ~J.R.R. Tolkien

LT Sandpaw

#1836
September 08, 2015, 01:38:39 AM

This was an ineffective mode of torture because after being held over the lava for three hours Reb the Rebellious could no longer speak because her throat was so dry.


"Sometimes its not about winning, but how you lose." - John Gwynne

"Facts don't care about your feelings." -Ben Shapiro

Jukka the Sling

#1837
September 08, 2015, 02:06:53 AM
So Games had her thrown in a lake for exactly one minute, bound hand and foot.  Not only would a near-drowning convince Reb (he thought) to tell him all she knew, it would also give her a nice soothing drink of water for her poor parched throat.
"The world is indeed full of peril, and in it there are many dark places; but still there is much that is fair, and though in all lands love is now mingled with grief, it grows perhaps the greater." ~J.R.R. Tolkien

Izeroth

#1838
September 08, 2015, 04:53:39 AM
 Unfortunately, the lake was polluted with acid rain, and its water proved to be far from soothing.

Lady Ashenwyte

#1839
September 08, 2015, 01:52:54 PM
And Games II gave her a painful death.
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

Vilu Daskar

#1840
September 08, 2015, 03:21:40 PM
Ber, Reb's brother was very angry about this and wanted revenge.
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

LT Sandpaw

#1841
September 08, 2015, 03:52:43 PM

But Ber was a simple barber, and he had only one way to get revenge. So one day when Games came in for his monthly haircut...


"Sometimes its not about winning, but how you lose." - John Gwynne

"Facts don't care about your feelings." -Ben Shapiro

Lady Ashenwyte

#1842
September 08, 2015, 04:04:56 PM
Ber tried to shave him.
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

Vilu Daskar

#1843
September 08, 2015, 05:18:55 PM
I the middle a shaving Games Ber realized this was his chance for revenge, so he raised the razor and prepared to stab Games.
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

Jukka the Sling

#1844
September 08, 2015, 07:39:07 PM
Games, however, was too quick for him.  Leaping out of the barber chair, he brandished a tomahawk he had stowed in his belt...
"The world is indeed full of peril, and in it there are many dark places; but still there is much that is fair, and though in all lands love is now mingled with grief, it grows perhaps the greater." ~J.R.R. Tolkien
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