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Started by CaptainRocktree, August 06, 2014, 05:16:24 PM

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Vilu Daskar

While falling Yilu tries to figure out how he could possibly fall forever. But since he was a Searat he was pretty dumb and decided to try to stop falling instead.
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

LT Sandpaw


So he sticks his very sharp and deadly cutlass into the wall to attempt to stop his fall.


"Sometimes its not about winning, but how you lose." - John Gwynne

"Facts don't care about your feelings." -Ben Shapiro

Vilu Daskar

Unfortunately the blade snapped and he began falling again.
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

LT Sandpaw


So instead he turns on his jetpack.


"Sometimes its not about winning, but how you lose." - John Gwynne

"Facts don't care about your feelings." -Ben Shapiro

James Gryphon

Unfortunately, his jetpack propelled him forwards, not upwards, and he collided into the wall at a high rate of speed.
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Vilu Daskar

But since he is Incredible he didn't die but merely got his head stuck in the wall. So he pulled out a shovel and began to dig a tunnel.
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

James Gryphon

He dug for miles and miles.
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LT Sandpaw


His tunnel finally came out somewhere deep underground in Dirtydirt the mole city.


"Sometimes its not about winning, but how you lose." - John Gwynne

"Facts don't care about your feelings." -Ben Shapiro

James Gryphon

Unfortunately, he came up in their underground lake, and as he was incredible, he didn't know how to swim.
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Vilu Daskar

So instead he floated to the top and made it since he could hold his breath for an incredibly long time.
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

LT Sandpaw


The moles saw him and dragged him into their city and offered him some worm snacks


"Sometimes its not about winning, but how you lose." - John Gwynne

"Facts don't care about your feelings." -Ben Shapiro

Vilu Daskar

"Thank you but no. I must be on my way." replied Yilu who then got up and started leaving.
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

James Gryphon

But the Mole Leader said, "That wasn't optional" (in mole speech, of course), and pushed Yilu back to the ground.
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LT Sandpaw


The moles surround Yilu and lay out large platters of worm cake, worm pie, worm ice cream, worm scones, worm chips, and just plain raw worms and told Yilu the only way he was going to leave alive was if he out ate their champion glutton. Eags The Hare.


"Sometimes its not about winning, but how you lose." - John Gwynne

"Facts don't care about your feelings." -Ben Shapiro

Vilu Daskar

It was at this point that Yilu came up with a simple but extremely clever plan. He killed Eags and then ate one worm thus winning the competition and getting some of his anger out at the same time.
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.