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James Gryphon

#1905
September 11, 2015, 12:29:00 AM
Unfortunately, the moles were very upset about their ally being murdered, and threw Yilu into a giant pot of boiling water and oil, where he was boiled and turned into Yilu Stew.
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Vilu Daskar

#1906
September 11, 2015, 12:31:49 AM
Meanwhile Games, the orcs, Deedpool, and Charlie were still fighting back at the dentist's office.
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

James Gryphon

#1907
September 11, 2015, 12:33:55 AM
They were now fighting not each other, but rather the hideous blob that had emerged from the remains of Charlie's beloved slime mold.
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Vilu Daskar

#1908
September 11, 2015, 12:43:16 AM
Except the Orcs had sided with the slime because it liked music more than the others.
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

Jukka the Sling

#1909
September 11, 2015, 12:59:17 AM
The blob fell in love with a Jello pie.
"The world is indeed full of peril, and in it there are many dark places; but still there is much that is fair, and though in all lands love is now mingled with grief, it grows perhaps the greater." ~J.R.R. Tolkien

James Gryphon

#1910
September 11, 2015, 01:01:18 AM
That was how the latest fight had started; after beating each other up to no avail, Games, Charlie and Deadpool had agreed to make up and split the Jello pie sitting on the counter among themselves.
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Vilu Daskar

#1911
September 11, 2015, 01:14:24 AM
But then the Blob had fallen in love with it and took it away so they couldn't eat it.
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

Lady Ashenwyte

#1912
September 11, 2015, 06:26:32 AM
So they ate the Jello pie's uncle and aunt.
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

LT Sandpaw

#1913
September 11, 2015, 03:13:12 PM

Then they remembered Yilu was somewhere down the hole and Charlie suggested they go find him. (Mostly for his teeth) And the others just...


"Sometimes its not about winning, but how you lose." - John Gwynne

"Facts don't care about your feelings." -Ben Shapiro

Lady Ashenwyte

#1914
September 11, 2015, 03:42:55 PM
Brutally murdered him.
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

Vilu Daskar

#1915
September 11, 2015, 03:48:59 PM
and then took his teeth.
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

LT Sandpaw

#1916
September 11, 2015, 03:56:30 PM

But Charlie regenerated and took his teeth back. Then rising into the air he cursed them forever. So they began fighting again.


"Sometimes its not about winning, but how you lose." - John Gwynne

"Facts don't care about your feelings." -Ben Shapiro

Lady Ashenwyte

#1917
September 11, 2015, 04:15:39 PM
Until Gamesblood the Terrible smote them.
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

Vilu Daskar

#1918
September 14, 2015, 04:05:58 PM
with a pillow.
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

Lady Ashenwyte

#1919
September 15, 2015, 09:52:50 AM
All who faced Gamesblood the Terrible were incinerated.
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.
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