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LT Sandpaw

#2025
September 23, 2015, 08:31:09 PM

Once he was inside the cabinet he could control all the timelines of the universe. So he went back several thousand centuries and posts to where Games Jryphon his mortal foe first appeared...


"Sometimes its not about winning, but how you lose." - John Gwynne

"Facts don't care about your feelings." -Ben Shapiro

Vilu Daskar

#2026
September 23, 2015, 08:32:49 PM
. . . and deleted them so all 25 of his brothers would still be alive.
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

Izeroth

#2027
September 23, 2015, 08:44:07 PM
 Unfortunately, the time-warping effects of the deletion caused his brothers to be horribly mutated.

Vilu Daskar

#2028
September 23, 2015, 08:45:54 PM
But he didn't care since he had them back.
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

LT Sandpaw

#2029
September 23, 2015, 09:19:40 PM

...Until of course they started trying to eat him.


"Sometimes its not about winning, but how you lose." - John Gwynne

"Facts don't care about your feelings." -Ben Shapiro

Vilu Daskar

#2030
September 23, 2015, 09:24:38 PM
But when he told them he was their brother Yilu just a few centuries older, they stopped  because . . .
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

Blaggut

#2031
September 23, 2015, 11:46:59 PM
The Sky Walrus appeared to then in a vision, and it said in the langauge of old -
~Just a soft space boi~

Vilu Daskar

#2032
September 23, 2015, 11:55:46 PM
Witam, Jestem Sky Mors.
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

James Gryphon

#2033
September 24, 2015, 12:16:02 AM
Which, of course, means, "Kill but do not eat the imposter brother with fire."
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Vilu Daskar

#2034
September 24, 2015, 12:23:37 AM
but an old man walked up to the brothers and told them it really said, 'Hi, I'm Sky Walrus' in Polish, a language lost to the mists of time.
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

James Gryphon

#2035
September 24, 2015, 12:25:30 AM
Unfortunately for them, the old man was lying.
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Vilu Daskar

#2036
September 24, 2015, 12:30:09 AM
But they didn't know that, and since it was the only translation they had, they listened to him.
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

James Gryphon

#2037
September 24, 2015, 12:30:52 AM
This led to their doom.
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Vilu Daskar

#2038
September 24, 2015, 12:31:58 AM
. . . being forced to eat peanut butter for the rest of their long lives.
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

James Gryphon

#2039
September 24, 2015, 12:33:12 AM
They were all deathly allergic to peanut butter, and spent every day of their lives in the hospital.
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