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Vilu Daskar

#2040
September 24, 2015, 12:36:38 AM
Eating peanut butter and being treated because of it.
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

James Gryphon

#2041
September 24, 2015, 12:37:40 AM
They all agreed they would have been better off to have died in battle.
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Vilu Daskar

#2042
September 24, 2015, 12:42:33 AM
Then Yilu remembered his cabinet.
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

Izeroth

#2043
September 24, 2015, 01:17:23 AM
 Unfortinately, the cabinet was of no use to Yilu now, having been sold by his cousin Ilu earlier that week.

Jukka the Sling

#2044
September 24, 2015, 03:22:57 AM
Yes, the members of his cabinet had all been sold as slaves to the vampire warlord Fluffy.
"The world is indeed full of peril, and in it there are many dark places; but still there is much that is fair, and though in all lands love is now mingled with grief, it grows perhaps the greater." ~J.R.R. Tolkien

Lady Ashenwyte

#2045
September 24, 2015, 03:27:01 AM
Fluffy then dueled Hsa Drol.
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

Jukka the Sling

#2046
September 24, 2015, 03:31:44 AM
Seeing that Hsa Drol was an active volcano, Fluffy's followers (of whom there were few) correctly deduced that their Fearless Leader had gone mad.
"The world is indeed full of peril, and in it there are many dark places; but still there is much that is fair, and though in all lands love is now mingled with grief, it grows perhaps the greater." ~J.R.R. Tolkien

Vilu Daskar

#2047
September 24, 2015, 08:29:15 PM
So they killed him and took all his money to spend on . . .
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

James Gryphon

#2048
September 24, 2015, 08:30:37 PM
... candy!
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Vilu Daskar

#2049
September 24, 2015, 08:31:18 PM
and dirt.
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

LT Sandpaw

#2050
September 24, 2015, 11:00:34 PM

Candied dirt, which they didn't like. So they took it and...


"Sometimes its not about winning, but how you lose." - John Gwynne

"Facts don't care about your feelings." -Ben Shapiro

Hickory

#2051
September 24, 2015, 11:04:11 PM
...rubbed it on their body to be like a potato, which got them into the insane asylum.
I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.

Izeroth

#2052
September 25, 2015, 12:06:57 AM Last Edit: September 25, 2015, 01:05:13 AM by Izeroth
 The asylum was owned by Eht Szraks, the CEO of a powerful mining conglomerate.

Hickory

#2053
September 25, 2015, 12:08:47 AM
...which was in turn owned by Oscorp, which used valuble minerals from Eht Szarks to build a planet-destroying superweapon.
I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.

Lady Ashenwyte

#2054
September 25, 2015, 03:55:06 AM
Then Hsa Drol burned Oscorp to the ground.
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.
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