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Vilu Daskar

#2100
October 01, 2015, 03:34:06 PM
But it wasn't working.
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

LT Sandpaw

#2101
October 01, 2015, 04:33:04 PM

Because someone had unplugged the freezer.


"Sometimes its not about winning, but how you lose." - John Gwynne

"Facts don't care about your feelings." -Ben Shapiro

Vilu Daskar

#2102
October 01, 2015, 07:00:55 PM
And plugged in a heater.
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

Izeroth

#2103
October 02, 2015, 01:13:12 AM
 Tipsage melted into a puddle of water, leaving nothing behind but his frozen heart.

Hickory

#2104
October 02, 2015, 01:36:13 AM
...which was taken by the Witch-King of Angmar and made into another ring-wraith. Called Hare the Sagetip.
I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.

LT Sandpaw

#2105
October 02, 2015, 02:37:10 PM

Hare the Sagetip was more powerful then the one ring and all the other rings together, for it turned the wearer into a powerful...


"Sometimes its not about winning, but how you lose." - John Gwynne

"Facts don't care about your feelings." -Ben Shapiro

Vilu Daskar

#2106
October 02, 2015, 09:20:15 PM
pink butterfly.
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

Izeroth

#2107
October 03, 2015, 09:35:25 PM
 Utilizing the awesome power of the ring, Games Jryphon XVI attempted to regain his predecessors' throne.

James Gryphon

#2108
October 03, 2015, 09:51:40 PM
Unfortunately for him, he was eaten by a giant toad.
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Vilu Daskar

#2109
October 03, 2015, 11:14:23 PM
Which was then eaten by a tiny snake.
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

Lady Ashenwyte

#2110
October 07, 2015, 09:22:22 AM
Who then did the Nae nae.
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

Vilu Daskar

#2111
October 07, 2015, 08:37:15 PM
But stopped because . . .
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

Jukka the Sling

#2112
October 07, 2015, 09:25:24 PM
...a jam sandwich fell onto a guy named Bricksy's head.
"The world is indeed full of peril, and in it there are many dark places; but still there is much that is fair, and though in all lands love is now mingled with grief, it grows perhaps the greater." ~J.R.R. Tolkien

Vilu Daskar

#2113
October 07, 2015, 10:18:33 PM
And Bricksy thought the snake did through it at him, so he . . .
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

Lady Ashenwyte

#2114
October 08, 2015, 12:01:13 AM
took up his father's sword and rose in rebellion.
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.
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