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Lady Ashenwyte

#2145
November 02, 2015, 09:40:52 AM
But TEH EMPRAH was just unconcious.
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

Vilu Daskar

#2146
November 02, 2015, 04:18:06 PM
He woke up and jumped on Bert's shoulders for a ride.
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

Captain Wortshire

#2147
November 04, 2015, 08:35:53 PM
Then tuned into a jedi master to teach him in the ways of the force
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"It's so sad. Nobody understands you. But the truth is you're the one who finds everyone & everything to be a pain in the butt."
"The moon tide is tugging on our hearts right now."
"Ishkhaqwi ai durugnul"
"We're making the mother of all omelettes here. Can't fret over every egg"
Spoiler
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Vilu Daskar

#2148
November 04, 2015, 08:44:26 PM
OOC: Bert is a girl.

Quote from: Jukka the Sling on November 01, 2015, 07:47:13 PM
One day a beautiful girl walked down Main Street.

Quote from: Vilu Daskar on November 01, 2015, 08:29:00 PM
Her name was Bert. She saw Reb, The Pope, Gamie, and Teh Emprah get murdered and was horrified.
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

Lady Ashenwyte

#2149
November 06, 2015, 10:47:37 AM
But Bert was a man all along.
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

Vilu Daskar

#2150
November 06, 2015, 03:02:22 PM
Teh Emprah was disturbed by this.
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

Jukka the Sling

#2151
November 06, 2015, 08:30:56 PM
Bert turned into a chicken.
"The world is indeed full of peril, and in it there are many dark places; but still there is much that is fair, and though in all lands love is now mingled with grief, it grows perhaps the greater." ~J.R.R. Tolkien

Lady Ashenwyte

#2152
November 07, 2015, 07:41:00 AM
Teh Emprah then summoned his SPESS MEHREENS.
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

rachel25

#2153
November 07, 2015, 09:17:57 AM
Who all fell down the stairs and killed the chief.

Vilu Daskar

#2154
November 11, 2015, 09:31:20 PM
Then Bert turned into a vulture and started eating the chief's body.
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

Blaggut

#2155
November 15, 2015, 12:22:01 AM
But then they realized how petty their sqaubble for ascension was, how greater the universe was, how the stars surround the planets, how there are so many bodies of land, and they and the planet they were on were just grains of sand on a beach. They realized they must banish their wants, and make peace with the Way, the Path. The donned Buddhist monks and converted to Buddhism.
~Just a soft space boi~

Lady Ashenwyte

#2156
November 15, 2015, 02:25:29 AM
But TEH EMPRAH was atheist.
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

Blaggut

#2157
November 15, 2015, 06:53:53 PM
So Vishnu made an appearance and said hello
~Just a soft space boi~

Vilu Daskar

#2158
November 16, 2015, 07:23:22 PM
Teh Emprah was confused and ran away.
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

Lady Ashenwyte

#2159
November 17, 2015, 04:37:04 AM
And TEH EMPRAH decided to have a conversation with Vishnu.
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.
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