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Started by CaptainRocktree, August 06, 2014, 05:16:24 PM

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Delthion

As alternative music means that it is alternative to the mainstream, the entire timeline was a paradox.
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

James Gryphon

So that universe blew up.
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Søren

But only the alternate universe, the normal one was fine.


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Delthion

The real one was was sucked into a black hole, which was a blank hole.
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

James Gryphon

But then Stephen Hawking uninvented black holes.
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Søren

A blank hole was a strange phenomenon, in which it was blank and duplicated anything that entered. Therefore, there were two universes again.


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Delthion

Which were inside of each other, so everything imploded.
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

Søren



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Delthion

Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

Søren

But there was no one else with him, therefore, he walked.


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Delthion

Then the time reset.

There was once a young mouse named Matthias.
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

Søren

Who was a mouse and ate cheese.


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Delthion

He ate a cheese called the Drunken Goat. So he became one.
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

Søren

And Matthias the Goat said he's the GOAT.


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Vilu Daskar

Then a Drunken Goat hunter came up and started shooting at Matthias.
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