The Endless Story

[James Gryphon]

The pepper plant cackled maniacally, as it knew that its plans for the conquest of the galaxy were well on their way to being fulfilled.

[Vilu Daskar]

So the plant ruled for years and years and years  years and years and years and years and years and years  years and years and years  years and years and years and years and years and years  years and years and years  years and years and years and years and years and years  years and years and years  years and years and years and years and years and years  years and years and years  years and years and years and years and years and years  years and years and years  years and years and years and years and years and years  years and years and years  years and years and years and years and years and years. . .

[Lady Amber]

Until it finally disintegrated into a small pile of dust.

[James Gryphon]

Unfortunately, millions of its seeds had spread throughout the galaxy, producing millions of similar plants.

[Lady Amber]

However, most of the planets didn't have much water, so many of the plants weren't able to grow.

[James Gryphon]

This wasn't much consolation for the inhabitants of Water, where two of them had grown.

[Lady Amber]

Thankfully, news had spread about the fact that nothing would stop the terrible spicyness, so the inhabitants of Water destroyed the two plants.

[James Gryphon]

(They were unable to hypnotize the Waterians because of the tin foil hats.)

[Lady Amber]

Unfortunately, a volcano erupted.

[James Gryphon]

All volcanoes were close allies of the pepper plants.

[Lady Amber]

Then, a cedar tree named Bart, along with his cousin Edgar, rose up against the volcanoes and pepper plants and threw rocks at them. Which, of course, wasn't very helpful.

[Delthion]

Until Sir Semaj I rose up and went to a distant and mysterious star system, on it he found a planet like no other! It's inhabitants were cows, he took them back to Water and gave everyone milk from the cows, and so the cure to the spiciness was found and obtained!

[Izeroth]

 Unfortunately for Sir Semaj and the inhabitants of Water, the milk was filled with radioactive particles.

[Russa Nodrey]

So everyone died, except for a small boy named Rupert who miraculously survived.

[Eulaliaaa!]

Now, Rupert was no ordinary boy...