The Endless Story

[Lady Amber]

Because he could turn into a leaf.

[Delthion]

But he was actually a bug.

[Lady Amber]

But he could still turn into a leaf.

[Delthion]

He was offered three wishes by a Genie, first he wished that the milk was never radioactive, so all of the inhabitants of Water came back. But then the Genie went away, since he was only alive because all of the inhabitants died. So the universe entered into a paradox...

[James Gryphon]

So Water declared war on Earth.

[Delthion]

But nothing could happen in a paradox, because the whole of time and space was stuck in a time-loop.

[Jukka the Sling]

Then Scaramouche turned into Darth Maul.

[James Gryphon]

Darth Maul was, of course, Darth Yoda's apprentice.

[Lady Amber]

Darth Yoda was his son, even though he was his master.

[James Gryphon]

Darth Yoda said, "Destroy the Jedi, we must," and sent Darth Maul to Utapau to kill Anakin Skywalker.

[Lady Amber]

However, Anakin attacked Darth Maul with the help of a small Ewok named Bobo.

[James Gryphon]

Meanwhile, Palpatine, the Supreme Master of the Jedi Order, confronted Darth Yoda in the latter's office.

[Lady Amber]

Palpatine discovered that Darth Yoda was actually Luke Skywalker in disguise.

[James Gryphon]

Luke snarled, "Your overconfidence is your weakness," and fired a burst of green lightning at the aged Jedi master.

[Lady Amber]

The aged Jedi master was actually the Ewok named Bobo.