The Endless Story

[Lady Amber]

SKULLCRUSHER THE BARBARIAN lived in a pineapple.

[Vilu Daskar]

But the pineapple was eaten while he was inside.

[Eulaliaaa!]

So SKULLCRUSHER THE BARBARIAN became furious and decided to kill the idiot that ate his favorite pineapple house.

[Jukka the Sling]

Then SKULLCRUSHER THE BARBARIAN decided to write a book.

[James Gryphon]

Unfortunately, he didn't know how to write.

[Lady Amber]

The book was called SKULLCRUSHER THE BARBARIAN and the Sad Tale of His Pineapple House. Amazingly, no one liked the book.

[Vilu Daskar]

That was probably because it was just a bunch of random lines.

[James Gryphon]

This made SKULLCRUSHER THE BARBARIAN very, very angry.

[Lady Amber]

Whenever he was very, very angry, he ate cotton candy.

[Vilu Daskar]

With pickles.

[James Gryphon]

Then, his hunger sated, he would crush skulls.

[Lady Amber]

Then, after that, he would pick daisies and catch butterflies.

[Russa Nodrey]

He caught three butterflies and named them Peter, Percy, and Penelope.

[Lady Amber]

He sold them for ten cents each.

[Vilu Daskar]

With the thirty cents he bought Penelope back.