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Delthion

#2325
January 07, 2016, 09:40:40 PM
Then sold her for five cents.
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

Lady Amber

#2326
January 07, 2016, 09:44:34 PM
Then threw the nickel in the drain outside his house.

Vilu Daskar

#2327
January 07, 2016, 10:07:07 PM
That made a nearby woman very mad for no apparent reason.
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

Delthion

#2328
January 07, 2016, 10:34:40 PM
So she started crushing his skull.
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

Lady Amber

#2329
January 07, 2016, 10:59:50 PM
He tried to bribe her with another nickel, but this only made her crush his skull even more.

Delthion

#2330
January 08, 2016, 03:16:09 AM
Until SKULLCRUSHER was dubbed skullcrushed.
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

Vilu Daskar

#2331
January 08, 2016, 05:15:35 PM
But he didn't have a skull to begin with so his title was stripped from him.
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

Lady Amber

#2332
January 08, 2016, 09:42:15 PM
After crushing his skull, the woman (who's name was Dora) decided to bake some cookies.

Lady Ashenwyte

#2333
January 09, 2016, 02:39:30 AM
But the cookies ate her.
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

Jukka the Sling

#2334
January 09, 2016, 02:56:30 AM
This was because the cookies weren't just your average chocolate chip or gingersnap variety - they were the fearsome CANNIBAL COOKIES! :o
"The world is indeed full of peril, and in it there are many dark places; but still there is much that is fair, and though in all lands love is now mingled with grief, it grows perhaps the greater." ~J.R.R. Tolkien

Delthion

#2335
January 09, 2016, 03:51:50 AM
But they didn't eat each other...so they weren't cannibalistic.
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

Lady Ashenwyte

#2336
January 09, 2016, 04:25:39 AM
And they met the SPESS MEHREENS.
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

Delthion

#2337
January 09, 2016, 05:43:18 AM
Who couldn't really speak...
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

Lady Ashenwyte

#2338
January 09, 2016, 06:10:13 AM
But one of their number, Captain Indrick Baldreale, killed the cookies with his baldness.
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

Vilu Daskar

#2339
January 11, 2016, 04:01:22 PM
But then the other SPESS MEHREENS turned on Captain Baldy and killed him.
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.
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