The Endless Story

[Ashleg]

One day, he got his horn stuck in an elevator door before he got in.

[Delthion]

So he left it.

[Ashleg]

He set out to find a doctor to get him a new horn.

[Delthion]

He found a doctor, unfortunately this doctor had a P.H.D. in Archeology.

[Ashleg]

"I hate you," said the narwhal, whose name was Aysymorez.
He decided to take the Archaeologist hostage.

[Delthion]

This Archeologist's name was Ozymandias.

[Ashleg]

"My name is Ozymandias," said Ozymandias as he struggled in the rope.
Aysymorez laughed coldly as he lifted Ozymandias over the fire pit.

[Delthion]

Ozymandias continued as Aysymorez laughed. "My name is Ozymandias, king of kings: Look upon my works you narwhal and despair."

[Ashleg]

"SILENCE!" boomed the narwhal.
"I have painfully lost my horn and this is what I get as a thanks, someone who deals in rocks and dirt?!"
He put a piece of tape over Ozymandias' mouth.

[Delthion]

Ozymandias then revealed his true form...a tadpole.

[Ashleg]

Aysymorez frowned deeply and watched as the tadpole, now reduced in size, fell into the fire, burning to a crisp.
"What a crying shame," murmured the narwhal in mock-sorrow. He would have to find a "new" doctor, and hopefully one he would not have to kill.

[Delthion]

This tadpole though, was the legendary Cinderpole and as such completely immune to fire.

[Ashleg]

Asysymorez kept walking.

[Delthion]

Ozymandias, seeing his chance, possessed Asysymorez.

[Ashleg]

Asysymorez's eyes lit a bright, burning red.
"All hail King Ozymandias of the Tadpoles!" he screamed.