The Endless Story

[Blaggut]

And then it created a forum, which in turn spawned a hundred thousand guests!

[Izeroth]

 Fortunately, a valiant company of mods wiped out the evil guests and established peace and order across the forum.

[James Gryphon]

But one moderator, going by the name of Games Jryphon, wanted to usurp the throne.

[Jukka the Sling]

However, some girl named Sukka the Jling usurped it first.

[James Gryphon]

So, Games decided to attempt to usurp the admin position (which, in this world, was being held by The Sady Lhael) instead.

[Izeroth]

 Then a courageous, brilliant, and stunningly handsome fellow by the name of Htorezi slew Games Jryphon and saved the day.

[James Gryphon]

But after three years, Games came back from the dead, seeking revenge.

[Izeroth]

 Revenge, however, happened to be on vacation that week.

[James Gryphon]

So, Games spammed the forums and was promptly banned by Satthiam270.

[Delthion]

Until Ledthion took over the forums...

[James Gryphon]

Then the server admin took the forums down and restored the site to how it was back in 1998.

[Delthion]

But then Ledthion imploded, destroying the universe.

[Søren]

But the universe survived.

[Delthion]

And Ledthion gazed questioningly at how the universe could survive destruction.

[James Gryphon]

But it was all a dream.