The Endless Story

[Delthion]

Ozymandias twitched with rage. He was an emperor.

[Ashleg]

Because of Ozymandias' own anger, his grip over Asysymorez seceded.
Asysymorez was free to flourish!
With his own thoughts back in his head, he whirled around, thrusting a spear at the Tadpole Emperor.
"Fight me now or back down!"

[James Gryphon]

But then they were both killed by catapults shooting rocks into the giant fortress they were in.

[Ashleg]

When the smoke cleared, it became visible that there was a saying on the stones that had crushed both of the bodies.
Written on them, elegantly etched in, was the saying "He that tries shall try."

Then, all of a sudden, Asysymorez gave a spluttering gasp of breath!
He lived!

[James Gryphon]

Then the ceiling of the room they were in collapsed, crushing him under five tons of stone bricks.

[Delthion]

But since he was already mostly dead, he was now mostly alive!

[Ashleg]

Asysymorez shrieked in fury and pain but pressed on.
The impact of the rocks had awoken him!

He burst through the rubble and ran into town like a horse in the morning.

[Delthion]

Straight into the waiting spirit of Ozymandias.

[Ashleg]

"Heck to you!" Asysymorez screamed. This wasn't canon to his story anyway. He did a double backflip over the spirit and kept running.

[Delthion]

Unfortunately, he tripped and the spirit of Ozymandias took over Asysymorez again.

[Ashleg]

But he didn't trip so he kept running.

[Delthion]

With Ozymandias close behind.

[Ashleg]

"Cure you!" he shouted.

[Delthion]

Asysymorez had no idea what was ailing him and so kept running.

[Ashleg]

Asysymorez died of a mysterious disease. Ozymandias laughed and flew into the air, determined to be the next President of Sissimithius, a planet that was directly behind Pluto.