The Endless Story

[Ashleg]

"Why are you here?" said Vulcan, taking note of Ozymandias' grin with his own disgust.

[Delthion]

"Just to find you," Ozymandias said. "I'm on my way back to Sissimithius."

[Ashleg]

"To become President?"

[Delthion]

"Perhaps and perhaps not."

[Ashleg]

"DO NOT LIE TO VULCAN!"

[Delthion]

"I am not, I am simply not telling you."

[Ashleg]

Vulcan read Ozymandias' mind. He indeed wanted to become Prezzers of Sissimithius.
"Good luck with that."

[James Gryphon]

But he didn't have it.

[Ashleg]

(Have what?)

[James Gryphon]

(Luck.)

[Delthion]

So he had good fortune instead!

[James Gryphon]

But he lost it when he was presumed dead, and all of his assets were given away to the next of kin his fifth cousin's brother's sister's granddaughter's half-sister's niece's step-nephew.

[Delthion]

Unfortunately, this relative was on Earth, and only received half a sock. Meanwhile, Ozymandias had finally arrived on Sissimithius to become president.

[James Gryphon]

Like most presidents, this position was only ceremonial, and he lived out his days there as a figurehead with no power.

[Delthion]

No visible power at least. Secretly, he was the head of the Order of the Galaxy. Which meant that he had power over all of the known civilizations in the Milky Way Galaxy.